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@sotsonacearcall
Are you sure you should be helping Gunmar? Even if it is for whelps... you do know what he is, right?
"Greylim, shoo. Before i get the kelpie after ya. I'm a changeling, of course Ah know what Gunmar is and who he is. But whelps is whelps and he has more than he's got reach to care for them. My sheep can help with food and furs, and besides, after our first meeting and the intervention of the bone mage, he's not tried eating me again, so I'll count that as friendly enough."
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Sotsona usually herded her sheep to the bonemender, but she'd heard some reports. Instead, she brought them directly to Gunmar. Managing to keep them herded in a tight flock. "heard something about more troll whelps popping up. So I bring an extra flock from the usual to offer as feed for the whelps. Raised them a little longer on milk than i usually do as well so there's more fat in their meat." -@sotsonacearcall
Gunmar lets out a low sigh at the sight of the long-allied shepherd.
"Good thinking, the graylings have been leaving whelps behind like droppings, it makes me wonder where they're getting them from."
"... that's... concerning..." She blinked a little "I do hover near troll market, but haven't heard of missing whelps so i don't think they're coming from there..." She offered, though it really wasn't that helpful to the warlord. "is there more you'd need for them aside from food and furs?"
mice are never just mice, and pumpkins are rarely just pumpkins. -@sotsonacearcall
"I don't care what they are or are not I want it out of my BED CHAMBERS!" Cronus bellowed, standing on a chair to be away from the thing. "They have FLEAS!"
"Rude. they aren't trying to be mean." Sotsona rolled her eyes but still gathered the frightened little creature into her hands. "Didn't pin you as scared of rodents."
"You're nicer than i woulda been. I usually let Rhode chase and deal with any henhouse pilferers. They're good at keeping rodent populations down, but foxes see caged birds as an easy meal if they can get past the wardens." Sotsona motioned to let her see his hands "Looks like you got chewed quite a bit." - @sotsonacearcall
"I shoulda killed it." Hazarmaveth admits, "I know I should have, but I just..." Wordlessly, he offers up his hands, looking slightly ashamed of himself.
"Not this time, no. I wanted to ask if any of your hens were broody. A new mother among my pheasants refuses to sit on her eggs, so I figured a broody chicken hen would have more reasonable instincts. Of course, you're welcome to your pick of whatever hatches as payment." She explained. "But seeing how things are... let's make sure your girls are in good health first."
"You're nicer than i woulda been. I usually let Rhode chase and deal with any henhouse pilferers. They're good at keeping rodent populations down, but foxes see caged birds as an easy meal if they can get past the wardens." Sotsona motioned to let her see his hands "Looks like you got chewed quite a bit." - @sotsonacearcall
"I shoulda killed it." Hazarmaveth admits, "I know I should have, but I just..." Wordlessly, he offers up his hands, looking slightly ashamed of himself.
"No shame in a soft heart." Sotsona tutted quietly looking at the injuries. "Doesn't look like it got too deep, but they're still puncture wounds." She walked back to Rhode's side digging into a saddle bag to pull out some antiseptic and bandages. "Don't know how much this stuff helps a Bloodybones, but it'd probably be ideal, anything the fox might be carrying may cost you your current paws. I imagine you don't want the aggravation of trying to find replacements on short notice. Were any of your hens injured, or do you need help checking them over?"
"Can you help me look them over? I don't smell any blood on em but their feathers cover most of em."
He stared warily at the antiseptic.
"Does that stuff sting?"
"Certainly, I'm somewhat used to checking over animals that both hide injury, and are too fluffy to easily show injury." She glanced to the antiseptic then smiled apologetically "A little, but not as badly as peroxide. this is meant for deep open wounds, so the burn is more from touching a sensitive wound more so than the liquid itself." She dampened a cloth with it. "would it help if i let you apply it? Just press this over your hands for thirty seconds to let the antiseptic do it's work."
"N-no, go on. Just do it while I'm not lookin."
He offered up his hands like a penitent, turning his skull away sharply. Instead of looking at his friend, he focused on the birds, which were finally beginning to cluck quietly.
"I'll get you ladies some watermelon for being so brave." Hazarmaveth told them. "And thank you, Sotsona, it's mighty fine having a neighbor like you."
"Aye, as you wish." She pressed the cloth firmly over one hand, then the other for thirty seconds. the burn of the antiseptic lasting only as long as the cloth was in place, she then carefully bandaged his hands. "Keep your wounds clean, I'm guessing your biology will heal them faster than the week or so it'd take for a human to heal?" She smiled a little. "Doesn't hurt having a neighbor like you either. Actually, i did have other reasons for my visit but i'm glad i can help you out after such an upsetting discovery."
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"You're nicer than i woulda been. I usually let Rhode chase and deal with any henhouse pilferers. They're good at keeping rodent populations down, but foxes see caged birds as an easy meal if they can get past the wardens." Sotsona motioned to let her see his hands "Looks like you got chewed quite a bit." - @sotsonacearcall
"I shoulda killed it." Hazarmaveth admits, "I know I should have, but I just..." Wordlessly, he offers up his hands, looking slightly ashamed of himself.
"No shame in a soft heart." Sotsona tutted quietly looking at the injuries. "Doesn't look like it got too deep, but they're still puncture wounds." She walked back to Rhode's side digging into a saddle bag to pull out some antiseptic and bandages. "Don't know how much this stuff helps a Bloodybones, but it'd probably be ideal, anything the fox might be carrying may cost you your current paws. I imagine you don't want the aggravation of trying to find replacements on short notice. Were any of your hens injured, or do you need help checking them over?"
"Can you help me look them over? I don't smell any blood on em but their feathers cover most of em."
He stared warily at the antiseptic.
"Does that stuff sting?"
"Certainly, I'm somewhat used to checking over animals that both hide injury, and are too fluffy to easily show injury." She glanced to the antiseptic then smiled apologetically "A little, but not as badly as peroxide. this is meant for deep open wounds, so the burn is more from touching a sensitive wound more so than the liquid itself." She dampened a cloth with it. "would it help if i let you apply it? Just press this over your hands for thirty seconds to let the antiseptic do it's work."
"You're nicer than i woulda been. I usually let Rhode chase and deal with any henhouse pilferers. They're good at keeping rodent populations down, but foxes see caged birds as an easy meal if they can get past the wardens." Sotsona motioned to let her see his hands "Looks like you got chewed quite a bit." - @sotsonacearcall
"I shoulda killed it." Hazarmaveth admits, "I know I should have, but I just..." Wordlessly, he offers up his hands, looking slightly ashamed of himself.
"No shame in a soft heart." Sotsona tutted quietly looking at the injuries. "Doesn't look like it got too deep, but they're still puncture wounds." She walked back to Rhode's side digging into a saddle bag to pull out some antiseptic and bandages. "Don't know how much this stuff helps a Bloodybones, but it'd probably be ideal, anything the fox might be carrying may cost you your current paws. I imagine you don't want the aggravation of trying to find replacements on short notice. Were any of your hens injured, or do you need help checking them over?"
"Whichever Bump in the Night stole all of my pickles last night better fess up real quick before i go get my 'correction pipe' " -Sotsona.
@sotsonacearcall
John Marston had been roaming for a long while now. How long had it been, a year? Half a year? He really didn’t know, or care. He just knew he had to keep moving.
But, a farm was a good opportunity to do a bit of honest work, or better yet rob the place after dark. Even though he was only one person, he still knew how to skirt the law; though admittedly, it had been a lot easier with the gang in tow.
“Excuse me!” John raises his voice as he guides his horse down the main path, looking around for any sign of anyone amongst the animals. “Anyone around?”
A woman's head popped up over the back of what had looked like an oxen from a distance, but was clearly a very large sheep. "wha? huh? .... Oh!" She dusted herself off and hurried out to meet him, carefully dodging the ram's horns as she moved around the beast. "Don't get many visitors this far out, you alright stranger?"
“Apologies if I scared ya’.” Pulling the horse to a halt, he slides off from the saddle, nodding politely towards the lady as she approached.
“Not many people being out this way is half the reason I came out here myself, sometimes you just gotta get away from folks.” He smiles, just a bit, offering out his hand. “John. Nice to meet you, ma’am.”
He pauses, before continuing, letting his eyes wander around the place. Didn’t look like much, but he’d been fooled before. “You lookin’ for an extra hand by chance? I’m kinda in desperate need of some good work.”
He definitely looked desperate. Or destitute one. His clothes were ragged, but patched carefully in places, like someone had taken the time to mend them well, and his hat was so battered it was a wonder it was still in one piece. But, somehow, the little eagle’s feather sticking out of the side brought the whole image together.
A young man trying to look the part of a gunslinger, though what guns he may or may not have were out of view.
“I swear I’ve checked with every ranch I’ve come across, but most folks have already got help this time ‘a year.”
"Aye, I understand. I came out here to avoid competing with cattle herds. My fur balls are voracious and don't share well." She grinned a bit pointing a thumb over her shoulder at the grazing sheep. "Help, you say?" she glanced him up and down then nodded to herself "You look strong enough. sure. the shearing season is approaching and while i can do it alone, having a few extra hands would be a big help. Know how to handle clippers and sheep? If not we can teach you." "I just ask you follow the rules. they seem nuanced but they're in place for reasons. Still... pull your weight and you'll earn room and board, as well as a bit of change."
@sotsonacearcall
John Marston had been roaming for a long while now. How long had it been, a year? Half a year? He really didn’t know, or care. He just knew he had to keep moving.
But, a farm was a good opportunity to do a bit of honest work, or better yet rob the place after dark. Even though he was only one person, he still knew how to skirt the law; though admittedly, it had been a lot easier with the gang in tow.
“Excuse me!” John raises his voice as he guides his horse down the main path, looking around for any sign of anyone amongst the animals. “Anyone around?”
A woman's head popped up over the back of what had looked like an oxen from a distance, but was clearly a very large sheep. "wha? huh? .... Oh!" She dusted herself off and hurried out to meet him, carefully dodging the ram's horns as she moved around the beast. "Don't get many visitors this far out, you alright stranger?"
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Note for the local fae: Don't wake the Farmer with Narcolepsy.
she has a hard enough time sleeping without your shenanigans
bringing this back because i'm sleep deprived and slightly irritable. i want to smack something. XP
getting some Rhode vibes from this XD Imagine the big lad just being a silly goober with the sheep.
Sotsona cleared her throat. "If you promise not to cause trouble, i can give the hen a check to make sure she's not a trick or a faux gift." She offered. -sotsonacearcall
"I won't cause any trouble, honest!" Hazarmaveth said, stepping aside to let Sotsona check out the pure black hen.
"You got hooves too?" Hazarmaveth exclaimed excitedly, "Can I see sometime? Now now, a course. The sun's out."
Suddenly, he perked up.
"Does Rhode like being brushed? I know I do! I could brush him sometime if you ever needed a hand."
"I do. My alternate looks very sheepish." She giggled softly. "Got wool too." She nodded and smiled "if you're gentle. I have to use boar bristle brush, the wire brushes typically provided for horse care cause him discomfort. there's probably six at the bottom of his pond that he absconded with when he got too overwhelmed. I won't refuse the help. There's always a need for extra hands on a farm."
Sotsona cleared her throat. "If you promise not to cause trouble, i can give the hen a check to make sure she's not a trick or a faux gift." She offered. -sotsonacearcall
"I won't cause any trouble, honest!" Hazarmaveth said, stepping aside to let Sotsona check out the pure black hen.
"Ah. Yeah, no witchery here. Unless you count the basics of wise women antics." She shrugged lightly "Just was kept in the fae wildes for around four centuries. Only recently found out i'm changeling as well, so that might account for the kinship i feel with Rhode."
"Oh, a changeling?" Hazarmaveth cocked his head slightly, not unlike the way Rhode had. "What's a changeling?"
Hazarmaveth glanced toward Rhode as he spoke, as if he expected the kelpie to offer up an answer as well.
Sotsona giggled a little "Half troll half human. Trolls of a specific faction abduct children and drop us in their place. dopplegangers. Of course, i have a different shape when i need it, as your older brother found out before, but i'm sensitive to sunlight in that form. I don't shift unless i'm sheltered or it's dark out."
"Only relatively recently found out i wasn't human, though. Turns out a lot of my leg pain is because my other form's hooves were severely overgrown."
Sotsona cleared her throat. "If you promise not to cause trouble, i can give the hen a check to make sure she's not a trick or a faux gift." She offered. -sotsonacearcall
"I won't cause any trouble, honest!" Hazarmaveth said, stepping aside to let Sotsona check out the pure black hen.
"Ah. Yeah, no witchery here. Unless you count the basics of wise women antics." She shrugged lightly "Just was kept in the fae wildes for around four centuries. Only recently found out i'm changeling as well, so that might account for the kinship i feel with Rhode."
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Sotsona cleared her throat. "If you promise not to cause trouble, i can give the hen a check to make sure she's not a trick or a faux gift." She offered. -sotsonacearcall
"I won't cause any trouble, honest!" Hazarmaveth said, stepping aside to let Sotsona check out the pure black hen.
Hazarmaveth lifted his tail at his brother as he trotted after Sotsona, his stomach growling for breakfast but food forgotten at the promise of petting new creatures.
"You sure you're alright? I don't normally swallow living people." His accent turned Swallow into swaller.
"Aye, I'm alright. Surprisingly not the first time i've been in someone's jaw." She waved her hand a little "though it was the first time being fully swallowed it wasn't too bad." She led him to the pond in the middle of the field where her sheep were grazing.
"You might want to keep a little distance. he sometimes exits the water with momentum."
Hazarmaveth nodded in agreement, folding his hands over each other as he stepped back and waited patiently on his hind legs, head cocked slightly.
Would a kelpie look more like a fish or like a horse? He couldn't wait to find out!
Sotsona whistled, then took about five steps back away from the water as a path of bubbles rocketed towards her. The large predatory equine erupted from the water, narrowly managing to stop before running his keeper over. "Whoa there, was that really necessary?" She grinned, reaching up to calm him. "Haz, come say hi. This is Rhode."
"Rhode! Pleasure to meet you!" Hazarmaveth came forward and extended his hand. "I'm Hazarmaveth Bloodybones, pleasure to meet you!"
He smiled wide, waiting for Rhode to answer.
Rhode tilted his head, looking at Haz with one eye before turning his head to look at him with the other as though trying to figure out what he was looking at. He chuffed before shoving his snout into Hazarmaveth's palm for pets. Sotsona giggled a little "He may be a fae kin, but he can't really speak, Haz, though he is smart enough to understand what you say."
Sotsona cleared her throat. "If you promise not to cause trouble, i can give the hen a check to make sure she's not a trick or a faux gift." She offered. -sotsonacearcall
"I won't cause any trouble, honest!" Hazarmaveth said, stepping aside to let Sotsona check out the pure black hen.
Hazarmaveth lifted his tail at his brother as he trotted after Sotsona, his stomach growling for breakfast but food forgotten at the promise of petting new creatures.
"You sure you're alright? I don't normally swallow living people." His accent turned Swallow into swaller.
"Aye, I'm alright. Surprisingly not the first time i've been in someone's jaw." She waved her hand a little "though it was the first time being fully swallowed it wasn't too bad." She led him to the pond in the middle of the field where her sheep were grazing.
"You might want to keep a little distance. he sometimes exits the water with momentum."
Hazarmaveth nodded in agreement, folding his hands over each other as he stepped back and waited patiently on his hind legs, head cocked slightly.
Would a kelpie look more like a fish or like a horse? He couldn't wait to find out!
Sotsona whistled, then took about five steps back away from the water as a path of bubbles rocketed towards her. The large predatory equine erupted from the water, narrowly managing to stop before running his keeper over. "Whoa there, was that really necessary?" She grinned, reaching up to calm him. "Haz, come say hi. This is Rhode."
