"greyhounds are beautiful gentle dogs--" ok you lost me there. they look like poisoners... they look like they receive psychosexual thrills from poisoning. is that "gentle"?

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

The body was like that when we found it. Tox screen has him crossfaded on music and pictures. It’s a new trend. Street kids call it “movies”.

*holds your hand while i give you head*

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

🪹 [0 beers in] i just wanna be good

guy types out a rage filled response on the internet. but before posting it goes on a long walk to calm down. during his walk he gains a new appreciation for life and his role in it. he comes home, rereads his pending response, and clicks post.

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

Come Outside In The Evening Lets Play Again I Miss You A Lot.

American fast food chain 5 Guys announces surprise rebrand to 5 Holy Warriors, in order to, quote, "stand against the darkness"