You're Gonna Die Charlie

Good morning to spinal surgeons, former paraplegics, women on the run from a murder charge, con men from Southern states, professional torturers, businessmen raised by fishermen, Koreans who speak English but pretend they don’t, cursed lottery winners, Catholic rock stars, Australians who like peanut butter, lifeguards who can’t do CPR, ballerinas with mean stepmothers, estranged fathers and sons reconnecting with each other, and yellow Labrador retrievers

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

the thing about the wheel of time is that yes it's 14.5 books long and each book is a brick and sometimes the pacing is kinda wack but if you manage to get through the entire thing and See the Vision of rj's tapestry narrative play out it will drive you crazy and you will never be able to shut up about it ever

Gotta take a moment to appreciate best boy Rand. I love how smart he is when he’s not smart, if that makes sense. When he doesn’t know something, he’ll do whatever it takes to fill up those knowledge gaps. He wants to prepare for the Last Battle but doesn’t know what to do? No problem, he’ll just scour every book he can find on the Karaethon Cycle. He knows he’s destined to destroy the world, so he gets busy with building schools in the realms he rules hoping that important information won’t be lost in the coming chaos. Even when he thinks he knows something, he’ll often second guess himself. He’s taking time out of his busy day to chat with philosophers. He’s funding STEM!! Ogier come to town and he’s immediately like, “bet, they’ll help me find the waygates so I can try and control the flow of shadowspawn”. He’s so proactive even with the most minute details. It’s just so refreshing just how intelligent and well read he is — or tries to be. I think that’s one of the major reasons why the TV adaptation didn’t really do his character justice. Yes, Rand is the quintessential male fantasy protagonist. But he’s much more than a sword or his channeling. He’s a mini prodigy in his own way; I get shocked everytime I remember he’s an actual musician lol. Anyway, he’s literally the character of all time. Rand haters y’all need to get with the program idk

if rand, mat, and perrin have their "[x] is so much better with women than me, I don't know what I'm doing" then nynaeve, elayne, and aviendha have "[x] is so much braver than me, I'm such a coward"

And if I wrote a fanfic of Rodel Ituralde and Davram Bashere kissing…what then