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councilor: you should fix your grades NOW!

???: i think you should listen to your superiors, sonar.

sonar: who are you?

???: call me gucky. ive heard you fix hidden leaks too?

sonar: YEAH!

*at home*

parents: SONAR WHAT DID YOU DO?! THE WATER STOPPED WORKING

sonar: whoops (i forgot to fix the leak i made earlier) i think i know what happened! Ill fix it

*next day at school*

this is how sonar discovered his great power...drinking copious amounts of water very quickly

sonar: ugh it tastes terrible. never again!!!

pona: how will i ever thank you. please please take this money

*pona's house* sonar: huff...puff....phew....im here

pona: YOU GOTTA FIX MY HOUSE MAN. THE BASEMENT IS FLOoDED. MY LITTLE BROTHER IS DROWNING IN THE BASEMENT!!

sonar: okay calm down i got this *bang bang clang clang* sonar: easy leak to detect and fix :)

pona: YOU IDIOT. THE BASEMENT IS STILL FLOODED! THE WATER DIDNT GO AWAY

sonar: oh no! i spent so much time making my patented leak detector and fixer that I never considered how i would remove flooded water!

pona: HURRY! he will die!!!

what will sonar do?

sonar: OH My God oh my frick...i gotta do something fast

drowning kid: glub glub

sonar: uhh uhhh uhhh oh no no no no he will drown

pona: PLEASE DO SOMETHING!!! *in a moment of desperation sonar put his face in the water and tried to drink it all...*

sonar: im not gonna let anyone die on me....i gotta do this no matter what!

pona: no way, the water is going down. hes drinking it all?! the water's gone! he did it!!!!!!!

sonar got the rushed the dishes and went outside to train sonar: okay...got my leak detection gear....got my patented sonar leak sealer(tm) LETS GO!!!

*awkward pause*

sonar: but wait...i dont have a leak to fix. dammit i didnt think this far. what will i do?

sonar: i got an idea! okay i know where our plumbing runs soo.... *BANG* (sonar hits one of those underground pipe things with his patented pipe leak creator(tm)

me: look yall im not very smart with plumbing but there got to be pipes that run underground right

mom: WHAT THE F*CK WHERE DID THE SHOWER WATER GO??!

sonar: crap i better hurry. alright...focus

*RING RING*

huh?

*RING RING*

ugh *picks up* Hello?

pona: sonar you gotta come quick....my entire basement is flooded. can you fix the leak?!

*at home*

sonar: MOM YOU WONT BELIEVE IT!!! I GOT AN INTERVIEW TO FIX HIDDEN LEAKS!!!!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!!

mom: do not care do your chores

dad: good job sport, but when will you go to college and get a real job like a doctor.

sonar: YESSSSS FINALLY!!!!!!! SO CLOSE TO MY DREAM!!! I JUST NEED TO GET HIRED!!!!!!!

pona: you good? i didnt know u would get this excited.

sonar: THANK YOU BUT I GOTTA TRAIN, CALL ME IF YOU HAVE A HIDDEN LEAK *leaves*

*sonar bonar pulls out his cell phone and dials the number on the business card*

operator: hello thank you for calling ian smith plumbing how can i help you?

sonar bonar: I NEED TO APPLY TO YOUR BUSINESS

operator: Okay, calm down. your name? sonar bonar?

operator: okay sonar bonar... (weird name) i have your name in. in 30 days we will be conducting interviews. be here at 10 am sharp and bring everything you need to detect and fix hidden leaks. Good luck.

customer: i never told u my name, it's pona......i almost forgot to tell you but there is an local plumbing business trying to find new employees to fix hidden leaks. u should apply

sonar bonar: no way. this is my big break

pona: but you must prove yourself and fix numerous hidden leaks. it will be hard and the town's greatest plumbing minds will be there. you must prove yourself to be able to join. here, i have their business card:

business: ian smith plumbing

phone: (989) 462-8753

(at customer's house)

customer: thanks sonar bonar, you always help me in my time of need. But why do you always fix those leaks for me without even accepting payment?!

sonar bonar: i do it from the good of my heart...

(at home)

mom: sonar bonar i am going to kill you i hate you stop fixing hidden leaks for us and others!!!

sonar bonar: dont care i will detect hidden leaks and fix them in heaven....

(2 hours later)

sonar bonar: sry yall i am late again

teacher: sonar bonar why are you always so late?

sonar bonar: its because i want to find hidden leaks and fix them for you and everyone else.

teacher: dont care.

teacher: i am calling attendance.. is Ian Smith here? Here. Albert II? here sonar bonar? no answer...

*meanwhile at sonar bonar's location*

customer: thank you for detecting and sealing my leak in my home!

sonar bonar: thank you