Data (RP)

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Data blinked and tilted his head utterly confused: “I am sorry I did not know that I am that uninformed about human mating rituals apparently. So you carry a woman if you want to have a relationship with her? Interesting.”, he mused, referring to the pick up lines. “Does the male have to carry the female in a certain way or line?”, he asked.

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“Usually Commander Riker gets in trouble when using terms of endearment during work. Is it appropriate to use them here?”, he was confused, was being on an away mission another situation than working on the ship?

“Usually Commander Riker uses it to try and, as the term goes "pick up chicks” however that being said, when I use it, I’m not trying that, it’s just part of my linguistic pattern, but I can certainly understand where the confusion is, and promise to be more mindful of the terms I use, my apologies" she says.

“I have not seen birds around.”, Data said, looking left and right innocently. Desdie seemed to have no idea how much she could confuse Data with just some everyday idioms and sayings. He looked confused as he asked her: “You did not mean to carry birds?”, his eyebrows narrowed in confusion: “Then why would you pick up chicken?”, the poor Android couldn’t understand what Desdie was really saying.

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“Usually Commander Riker gets in trouble when using terms of endearment during work. Is it appropriate to use them here?”, he was confused, was being on an away mission another situation than working on the ship?

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“That is preferred as contact with the skin will make the plant immediately bind to the skin and cause itching and blisters later.”, Data couldn’t quite manage to say nothing, he just had to warn her: “Thought we have a medkit in the shuttle and it will not cause permanent damage in normal circumstances.”, he rambled on.

“Sweetie, sweetie, sweetheart, I’m aware of that, but thanks for the warning” she says, oh yes she was very much aware of the fact that the chemical, Urushiol, caused rashes to appear and itchiness with it. “Yes, we should have a medkit in the shuttle” she says with a nod.

Data’s brows furrowed: “What is a sweetheart? I do not have organs like humans do.”, the poor Android was utterly confused about the nickname, he didn’t even noticed it was in fact a nickname. He looked down on the scanner and suggested: “We should get it before we go any further.”

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“That is preferred as contact with the skin will make the plant immediately bind to the skin and cause itching and blisters later.”, Data couldn’t quite manage to say nothing, he just had to warn her: “Thought we have a medkit in the shuttle and it will not cause permanent damage in normal circumstances.”, he rambled on.

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“Yes, your quite correct” she agrees with as smile and then nods when he asks if she wanted him to hold the probes. “That’s appreciated, thanks” she says handing them to him, she glances at her scanner, taking note of the readings, showing them she says. “Making confirmation your scanner reads the same?” She knew he’d get what she meant, she could tell he appreciated the fact that she had a very logical at times mindset.

Data took the probes and stored them in his stomach store area. He closed the hatch and his lips curled up lightly for a moment. He checked his scanner and nodded: “I confirm, how would you proceed?”

She nods, glad that things still worked, sometimes unknown atmospheric discharges and other things could have an affect on the scanners. She read it over again, reading high concentration of the chemical mostly found among the poison Oak, Ivy and Sumac plants of Earth. “Well, seeing as I’m reading high concentrations of Urushiol, the chemical mostly found among Earth’s poisons Ivy, Oak and Sumac plants, my Scientific and medical recommendation is to proceed with the utmost care, at least me, I’m not eager to rash up with that, but all the other readings from the air and foliage of this world are very promising” she says “let’s see if there’s a clear path or something, as it’s been pretty good thus far”

Data stopped himself from telling her about all the possible outcomes of being intoxicated by this particular poison. Counselor Troi had just told him he shouldn't tell people too much about things they already know. "Since the poisonous nature of these plants can harm humans, I recommend you being careful and if you are unsure about something, let me go first.", he didn't wanted anybody hurt or poisoned.

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“Yes, your quite correct” she agrees with as smile and then nods when he asks if she wanted him to hold the probes. “That’s appreciated, thanks” she says handing them to him, she glances at her scanner, taking note of the readings, showing them she says. “Making confirmation your scanner reads the same?” She knew he’d get what she meant, she could tell he appreciated the fact that she had a very logical at times mindset.

Data took the probes and stored them in his stomach store area. He closed the hatch and his lips curled up lightly for a moment. He checked his scanner and nodded: "I confirm, how would you proceed?"

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Data looked over, and watched his scanner readings in east direction. He nodded and said: "Doctor Crusher told me you are very talented. And Commander Riker told me once that commanding does not mean dictating what has to be done.", the started walking east: "If you see something interesting, please let me know."

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Datas face lit up: “I did not know that.”, he said, his eyebrows twitching up for a few seconds. “Thank you for explaining. Your answers have been detailed and helpful to me.”, he had learned that many people appreciated a thank you if they helped. “How do humans who have problems understanding humor solve their problem?”

“You’re welcome” she says with a smile “I was happy to help, thanks for letting me read over the comic” she then heard the other question and ‘they fail epically’ came to mind but instead she says “well, sometimes they do things to help out, much like what you’re doing, asking for help with understanding and if they’re comedians who just don’t quite understand humor they practice their material or change it up until they have something to make the whole room laugh” she explained.

She chuckles, the sound light and breezy. “Well, I’m not going to lie, that was a little funny, but no, that wasn’t my suggestion, my suggestion is for you to handle it in what seems like a logical manner to you, I for one don’t mind the questions” her smile never falters, she felt a spark of a possible friendship with him, he certainly was nice to be around, his behavior oddly endearing.

She smiles at his comment. “I’ll remember that"she says, then glancing down for a moment to hee scanner she smiles nodding. “Indeed it does” she replies.

“Alright we should explore our surroundings then.”, Data said and took the small bowls for the probes: “Do you think the spores could be of medical interest?”, Data asked her. “Doctor Crusher had told us this is a possibility.”

“Sounds fun!” She says gathering up her own supplies. “Yes, she does and I’m inclined to agree, it’s certainly worth examining”

Data nodded: “It is going to be interesting.”, he looked over at her and asked: “Are you ready, I open the hatch now.”, the Android reached over to the panel and waited for Desdies okay. Once she gave it he opened the shuttle hatch and they saw a lovely landscape with tree like plants and bushes.

"The landscape of the planet is nice, the foliage definitely could have the potential to be of medical interest indeed” she says green eyes almost matching the color of the foliage.

"What would you suggest Lieutenant? Where shall we search first?", Data was the leading officer by rank, but the young woman seemed skilled and smart, he was sure it would be good for her to take over some responsibility.

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Datas face lit up: “I did not know that.”, he said, his eyebrows twitching up for a few seconds. “Thank you for explaining. Your answers have been detailed and helpful to me.”, he had learned that many people appreciated a thank you if they helped. “How do humans who have problems understanding humor solve their problem?”

“You’re welcome” she says with a smile “I was happy to help, thanks for letting me read over the comic” she then heard the other question and ‘they fail epically’ came to mind but instead she says “well, sometimes they do things to help out, much like what you’re doing, asking for help with understanding and if they’re comedians who just don’t quite understand humor they practice their material or change it up until they have something to make the whole room laugh” she explained.

She chuckles, the sound light and breezy. “Well, I’m not going to lie, that was a little funny, but no, that wasn’t my suggestion, my suggestion is for you to handle it in what seems like a logical manner to you, I for one don’t mind the questions” her smile never falters, she felt a spark of a possible friendship with him, he certainly was nice to be around, his behavior oddly endearing.

She smiles at his comment. “I’ll remember that"she says, then glancing down for a moment to hee scanner she smiles nodding. “Indeed it does” she replies.

“Alright we should explore our surroundings then.”, Data said and took the small bowls for the probes: “Do you think the spores could be of medical interest?”, Data asked her. “Doctor Crusher had told us this is a possibility.”

"Sounds fun!” She says gathering up her own supplies. “Yes, she does and I’m inclined to agree, it’s certainly worth examining”

Data nodded: "It is going to be interesting.", he looked over at her and asked: "Are you ready, I open the hatch now.", the Android reached over to the panel and waited for Desdies okay. Once she gave it he opened the shuttle hatch and they saw a lovely landscape with tree like plants and bushes.

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Datas face lit up: “I did not know that.”, he said, his eyebrows twitching up for a few seconds. “Thank you for explaining. Your answers have been detailed and helpful to me.”, he had learned that many people appreciated a thank you if they helped. “How do humans who have problems understanding humor solve their problem?”

“You’re welcome” she says with a smile “I was happy to help, thanks for letting me read over the comic” she then heard the other question and ‘they fail epically’ came to mind but instead she says “well, sometimes they do things to help out, much like what you’re doing, asking for help with understanding and if they’re comedians who just don’t quite understand humor they practice their material or change it up until they have something to make the whole room laugh” she explained.

She chuckles, the sound light and breezy. “Well, I’m not going to lie, that was a little funny, but no, that wasn’t my suggestion, my suggestion is for you to handle it in what seems like a logical manner to you, I for one don’t mind the questions” her smile never falters, she felt a spark of a possible friendship with him, he certainly was nice to be around, his behavior oddly endearing.

She smiles at his comment. “I’ll remember that"she says, then glancing down for a moment to hee scanner she smiles nodding. "Indeed it does” she replies.

"Alright we should explore our surroundings then.", Data said and took the small bowls for the probes: "Do you think the spores could be of medical interest?", Data asked her. "Doctor Crusher had told us this is a possibility."

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Datas face lit up: “I did not know that.”, he said, his eyebrows twitching up for a few seconds. “Thank you for explaining. Your answers have been detailed and helpful to me.”, he had learned that many people appreciated a thank you if they helped. “How do humans who have problems understanding humor solve their problem?”

“You’re welcome” she says with a smile “I was happy to help, thanks for letting me read over the comic” she then heard the other question and ‘they fail epically’ came to mind but instead she says “well, sometimes they do things to help out, much like what you’re doing, asking for help with understanding and if they’re comedians who just don’t quite understand humor they practice their material or change it up until they have something to make the whole room laugh” she explained.

She chuckles, the sound light and breezy. “Well, I’m not going to lie, that was a little funny, but no, that wasn’t my suggestion, my suggestion is for you to handle it in what seems like a logical manner to you, I for one don’t mind the questions” her smile never falters, she felt a spark of a possible friendship with him, he certainly was nice to be around, his behavior oddly endearing.

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Datas face lit up: “I did not know that.”, he said, his eyebrows twitching up for a few seconds. “Thank you for explaining. Your answers have been detailed and helpful to me.”, he had learned that many people appreciated a thank you if they helped. “How do humans who have problems understanding humor solve their problem?”

“You’re welcome” she says with a smile “I was happy to help, thanks for letting me read over the comic” she then heard the other question and ‘they fail epically’ came to mind but instead she says “well, sometimes they do things to help out, much like what you’re doing, asking for help with understanding and if they’re comedians who just don’t quite understand humor they practice their material or change it up until they have something to make the whole room laugh” she explained.

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Datas face lit up: "I did not know that.", he said, his eyebrows twitching up for a few seconds. "Thank you for explaining. Your answers have been detailed and helpful to me.", he had learned that many people appreciated a thank you if they helped. "How do humans who have problems understanding humor solve their problem?"