Astro observation part 4
🔥Roast Edition🔥
I woke up fiesty today so we're going to roast some placements that I have experience with. This post is meant to be all in good fun so please take what I say with a grain of salt. I mean, after all, I'm coming for a lot of my own placements too lol. Take what resonates, leave what doesn't, and remember we're all just humans with flaws.
Also, I've noticed an influx of people sending me asks which is awesome! You're more than welcome to send me asks about any placement and I'll answer when I have free time. Just please DO NOT send me your entire chart. Thanks!
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🧯Aries in 2nd are fast talkers. These bitches will overshare and regret their conversation later (it's me, I'm bitches). If it aspects their Mercury, hellooo verbal diaherra!
🔥I'm just going to say it... Sun/Moon in 7th with a Venus in either Scorpio or 8th house, stop stalking your exes. Just because they look like they're doing good on social media doesn't mean you're lonely.
🧯Good luck getting a Libra Mercury to give an honest opinion since their "opinion" changes with each different conversation they have. No, its not "giving the benefit of the doubt". You're just indecisive af.
🔥Scorpio mercuries will sting you with their words and say "I have to say what I have to say. If it hurts their feelings, oh well 🤷♀️". Then goes and gets butthurt when someone returns the energy 🙃
🧯Libra Mars. Thats it. That's the roast.
🔥Just kidding 😅 no, but really...most Libra Mars I know lack tact for a sign ruled over justice and beauty. They have a "my way or the high way" mentality but have no idea wtf they even want and expects you to figure it out for them. Figure your shit out before presenting it to the group. That way you won't get mad when your peers aren't taking you seriously.
🧯Pisces placements, but especially Moons, are lowkey shady af and are well aware of it. You guys go on about how "sweet and innocent" they are when they legit just started a dumpster fire behind your back while smiling to your face. Like, idk why Geminis get the "two-faced" stigma when Pisces are depicted as double fish and are ruled by the planet of illusion lmao. Pair it with some strong Virgo energy... might as well start hanging out with the Joker and flipping a coin 🪙
🔥Men with strong 10th house influence or top 6/pluto aspecting MC are the type of guys who think making money is a personality trait.
🧯Venus in Virgo need to realize that no amount of "tweaking" their partner will make them perfect for you. If your partner isn't reaching your standards, either leave the relationship or have more realistic expectations of your partner. Changing someone when they don't want to is a waste of both of your times.
🔥Scorpios are legit not scary or bad bitches at all. I think it's cute people think otherwise though. But really, softest squishies of the bunch. Especially if they have Libra or Pisces placements lol. The only Scorpios I would keep an eye on are the ones who have strong Sagittarius or Capricorn placements. You never know what those mofos have up their sleeve and that can make them pretty dangerous, if you aren't careful.
🧯Same with Leos...Love my Leos but you guys have to stop walking around like your shit don't stink. I know way too many Leos that got their ass handed to them because their ego made them say some outlandish things that got them knocked tf out.
🔥Libra/Venus men are shady af and totally take advantage of Aphrodite's blessings. Then they play dumb and innocent when they get called out on it 🚩🚩🚩Honestly are surprised when they get caught cheating because they truly believed they could get away with it.
🧯Sun aspecting Saturn and Pluto natives, once they learned their karmic lessons, know how to create abundance or make money from their daddy issues in some way. This isn't a roast, but I feel that transformation definitely deserves some recognition. People love to talk behind these native's backs, but that ain't no easy feat, folks!
🔥Venus in 8th are the types to leave their partners for whatever reason, then gets upset and jealous when the ex moves on from them 🙈
🧯Guys who have their Mars conjunct Mercury are the epitome of "my dick and brain are attached as one". If it's in Aries, the 1st, or aspecting Ascendant.... run 🏃♀️
🔥Natives who have both Jupiter and Saturn in 9th legitimately do not know how to stay away from legal issues. Whether it's getting married/divorced AGAIN, getting sued for something, suing someone, restraining order out against them, overdue tickets, etc. With as often they're in and out of the court house, you would think it was their second home.
Thats all for now! Let me know if you want to see something specific and I'll work on it.
Noctu🌙





























