The Son Kids

part 5 of ?   |  this time, from the crack force discord.

tw for weed mentions & ugly text, death mention ? i guess.

“i kin with the hamburglar”

“toes stealing is banned”

“that’s fucking metal”

“listen don’t give me shit when you go to bed at satan’s butthole hours”

“y o u w o o”

“you know what keeps me up at night? whhich way would a cyclops do their eyeliner? what if they wanted to wing it????”

“leg so hot. hot hot leg. leg so hot u can fry an egg”

“toontown is terrifying”

“i’ll officiate this weed”

reply w f if u think that boxbot kills are ….. kinda hot :flushed:”

“HEY THATS THE WEED NUMBER. THATS THE FUFUCKKIN WEED NUMBER!!!”

“THS NOT THE WEED NUMBER. KNOW YOUR WEED.”

“you & i? we have ____ kin solidarity”

“finders keepers, i found it on this conspiuous corpse that i did not make”

“they are a real furry & i kin their fursuit”

“i cant do furries justice…”

“open your eyes people. go from uwu to owo & you’ll be awoken”

“sometimes i wish u didn’t have the fingers to type this”

“give me ur deep pussy energy or i take it.”

“that is my intellectual property!!!!”

“y’know what they say. good teeth equals good life”

“i will delete your son.”

“i want them to delete me”

“those are some weird lookin toes”

“how do i delete myself”

“im gonna screenshot every foot”

“what flavour are the toes?”

“i never want to look at a boy again”

“that’s a girthy foot.”

“take them, they have too many bones”

“i’m gonna steal ur toes at night”

“how do i delete this chat, everyone in it, & myself”

“toeless bones”

“hey, don’t steal deep pussy energy from nme”

“im like a furry but for toes”

“look, if i can’t steal toes then neither can anyone else”

“you’re wrong he looks like a toe”

“i want to wear knuckles”

“the fuck i just say”

“the real reason why their rivalry exists is kin drama”

“if you reply with that i’ll steal your toes & feed them to ___”

“homecuck”

“cc-cuck me mr obwama ,,,”

“she’s asserting her cuck”

“im pisskin”

“you have no class. not anymore.”

if the crown fits ... take it.

i promised myself a great love. that didn’t work out. 

you fired something in me, and when i look at you now, i must have you again. 

i have carried a romantic idea of people all my life.

it was an act of love, not an act of betrayal.

i saw a great love as a kind of perfect love. maybe it's not.

you're delusional about people, about the world.

that is your great gift. but it's a curse as well.

we cannot change without cost, even if it is our own.

you are always seeking for me to look at reality. well, i am, and it's horrifying. 

it is a flaw for a leader to want love so much.

you don't believe in me. i've spent my life trying to get you to.. and you just don't.

the worst thing in life is to come up against your own limitations and stumble.

i can't stop loving you when you talk, it rushes me.

no morality, no philosophy, just win.

i think you have a large appetite that is not constrained by morality.

you are complicating me.

a great love, like a great country or a great leader even ... is a flawed one.

not as fun as me. because i am known for being fun.

it's .. close to enough.

you do this, and you can't come back. i mean it.

there are many versions of you, and you know i'm the only one who sees them all.

i never thought being doomed would feel so pleasant.

i am fucked. i have decided to embrace it.

sometimes you just take the next step and the path appears. 

i look at you ... and my heart breaks. for your pain. for your sorrows.

i will not live a powerless life.

i do not wish to avoid bloodshed. what part of that plan do you not understand?

sometimes i'm so clever, i have to take a breath not to become dizzy.

i think i was angry because no one has ever not liked me.

there is no other way. i am a prisoner here.

you think me more naive than i am.

we are always not quite as good as we wish.

i don't want to kill you. you're not a bad person.

i could kill you. you are a bad person.

you're so sweet sometimes, i could just kiss you on the nose.

people underestimate the joy in suffering.

it wasn't destiny that did it. i did it.

i'm not scared, and i'm not holding your hand.

you're lying, which is both out of character and really annoying.

i am as good as dead here. that's why i have nothing to lose.

i will not be at your, or anyone's whim.

feel free to change pronouns & such!

“ stress out? no. stress in. internalize that shit & tell no one. ”

“ ‘don’t be a bitter bitch be a better bitch’ haha that’s where you’re mistaken fool i can multitask & will excel at both ”

“ i will not apologize for being devastatingly beautiful!!!! ”

“ me? constantly afraid of being abandoned & replaced? hell yes ”

“ it may seem like i’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but i’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night i actually have feelings. ”

“ she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath. ”

“ ‘you look mean!’ bitch i am mean. bye ”

“me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????”

“‘i expected better from you’ well that was your fault lmao i got nothing to do with that”

“ long lasting results of trauma? in my mental health? it’s more likely than you think. “

“ i hate it when people ask ‘do you trust me’ like… don’t call me out like that…… the answer is no. “

“ is that a gun in your pocket or are you just… oh shit that’s a gun. “

“ hmm, good point, but have you ever considered: eat my ass???? “

“ i need a gf who will go ufo hunting with me. “

“ am i bitter? yes. but do i try to move on & let go of past anger? well, actually, no. “

“ my zodiac? im a dumbass. moon in dramatic bitch “

“ sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful “

“ my biggest dream is to calm down “

“ demonic possession is allowed but keep it classy, sexy, you know how it is “

“ break her bed, not her heart”

“ sexting? nah. i’m into spexting. spooky texting. ever seen a ghost? hmu. “

“ can i be stopped? absolutely not “

“ where’s my ghibli moment?? not the cute one, i mean the one where a wild girl tries to stab me in the neck and i dramatically mumble from the dirt ‘you’re beautiful’ up at her “

“ there are only two genders: monster fuckers & cowards. “

“ you hate me? wow u think ur hot shit & original huh well i hated me first so u can grab a number & wait ur turn “

Bits and pieces taken from I Love You So F***ing Much by Glass Animals.

"I'll begin at the beginning."

"When he kissed you you were finished."

"Baby, you're alone."

"When's it gonna end?"

"Maybe when you're dead?"

"Smile as the knife is turned."

"You live and learn."

"What the hell is happening?"

"Hold fire, hold fire."

"I'm so alive."

"I love this so much I could cry."

"I'm so happy this is just where I wanna be."

"Being kidnapped is my thing in life."

"Sometimes I feel safer here than I would do at home."

"What do you think when you think about love?"

"I'm dumbstruck when you're tender."

"Be in the moment."

"Never really said that I love you too."

"Lucky lucky you because I'm fortune's fool."

"I don't think I realize just how much I miss you sometimes."

"I don't see the point in a subtle romance."

"I'm only really me when I'm here with you."

"You just want something nice."

"I think I'm the devil in disguise."

"I'm a fucking delight."

"Truth hurts when it points right at you."

"I'm your little ray of sunshine."

"I am your dog."

"One look and it's all gone."

DIALOGUE PROMPTS

i haven't felt like this in a very long time.

i wanted to thank you for protecting me back there.

you stepped in when you didn't need to.

for once in my life, i feel safe.

this place gives me a good feeling.

i feel safe in your arms.

it's been a while since i slept through the night without any nightmares.

i could get used to this.

i won't let anything happen to you.

you make me feel safe.

you didn't have to step in and help me, but you did, and i appreciate that.

no one's ever stood up for me like that before.

my whole life has been filled with conflict and pain. not anymore.

maybe i'll finally know peace with you.

we deserve an easy life.

you're my port in the storm.

i can't tell you the last time i actually felt safe.

you know me. i don't let my guard down for just anyone.

something changed to make me feel this way.

you're safe here with me.

they won't come after you, and if they do? they'll have to go through me.

it feels nice, being here with you.

you make me feel like i can accomplish anything.

i can be myself with you.

we're looking out for you.

you won't judge me for the things i say.

just stay here a while, if you don't mind.

so this is what safety feels like.

i can finally breathe again.

nothing can touch you while i'm here.

you can go back to sleep. it's safe.

no one will hurt you anymore.

my life is in your hands.

promise me you won't abandon me?

i'll be right here when you wake up.

you taught me how to protect myself.

ACTION PROMPTS

[ lean ] sender slowly leans into receiver's shoulder and rests there for a while

[ sleep ] sender manages to fall asleep in receiver's presence

[ snuggle ] sender snuggles closer to receiver as they sleep

[ reach ] sender reaches for receiver in their sleep

[ shelter ] sender uses their body to shield receiver from danger

[ seek ] sender seeks out receiver for a protective hug

[ choose ] sender has plenty of options on where to sit in a crowded space, but chooses to sit directly beside receiver

[ reassurance ] in a tense moment, sender takes one of receiver's hands to hold

[ stay here ] sender guides receiver to a safe place and tells them to wait there while they deal with a problem

[ interrupt ] sender stops a confrontation between receiver and someone else, stepping between them and coming to receiver's defense

[ home ] sender shows receiver their new home

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