aka the 8ball system

we're a multifragmented system and pretty much always co-con, and we also split pretty easily. dont know or really care about our origin, but innate seems likely i guess. we have weird ammnesia barriers but can remember most things if theyre recent enough and we're specifically reminded. we have quite a bit of childhood trauma split among a few trauma holders. we all sorta hold our mental illnesses but we also definitely have holders that deal with them a lot more. we have a lot of fictives but in general we're good with any doubles 👍

pro-endo. sysmeds fuck off

our main (with our dni/byf) is @bugs4blood n our art blog is @somewhat-stressed

im alex, a fictive of alexander hamilton from the musical hamilton. he/him. i run a roleplay blog of myself @ask-alex-ham. im pretty canon-compliant. i might be a bit of a "holder" for some of our mental illnesses, im not sure. [tag: -alex]

im ROXY from HOMESTUCK!!! still figurging out my gender n shit so any probouns ig? like i said, i just got here lolol. not suure what else to put here, but i like pink and scene shit!! and music and solving puzzles!! also a zombie otherlinker kinda? i dunno the right words T_T ["-roxy ^^"]

this is the void. it/its. voidgender and voidkin. i dont talk much. i often forget i exist. [tag: -the void]

sollux captor, from homestuck. ii type wiith or wiithout the quiirk dependiing, and ii half-a22 iit a2 well. He/it, ii gue22. 2ymptom holder for fuckiing. a lot. ii make km2 joke2 but ii try two tag them. re2iident mii2anthrope. ["-sollux"]

(quirk translation: i -> ii, s -> 2, to/too -> two)

shimp (🦐). syskid maybe? either that or regressor. i usually wanna cry a little bit, mood swings a lot. prolly like five or six maybe an age slider. make a lot of typos and am not very coordinatied (but i am being very careful right now.) i like shrimps i think they are like the autism creature to me. i relate very much. i like to pretend that supermiku (from supermiku! by kat) and the gems from steven universe are my cgs. i am shy an self concious so please dont be mean to me. i dont post much on this blog anymore since i have my own account @shimpspace now :) ["-🦐"]

hheyo its sammy/samuel. ockin of my self-insert fantroll i use for selfshipping. he has a lotta lore which i wont get into, but his partners (in the "canon" timeline i guess) are mituna and latula. hes a mutantblood seadweller knight of rage from beforus. i like writing and drawing, but i also hold a lot of our maladaptive daydreaming (along with dirk and dave and also june) so i end up spending a lot more time thinking about my stuff than actually doing it. i dont always use my typing quirk but its l337sp33k similar to mitunas with doubled letters at the beginning and ends of sentences. ["-sammy"]

[not sammy right now but it is possible that he's also made up of multiple parts considering that what he's written above isn't always true about him]

june (/john?) egbert from homestuck. i like to fuck around on my keyboard or try to make music on my computer, both of which i suck at. i also scroll the tumblr tags of my friends because i am a massive sad sack and miss them bad ! i dont know what else to put here. i just want to lay down and take a nap. ["-june"]

im ꩜, i would use an emoji but theres no spiral emoji for some reason. i hold some trauma, mostly of neglect, but it doesnt affect me super bad like some of our other trauma holders (it just gives me a justifiable amount of anger.) i think im sort of a caretaker/protector maybe? but im not like the best at it, just better at that sort of stuff than most of the others. im not sure about pronouns yet, maybe ill look into some neos, but for now they/them will work. ["-꩜"]

okay the dave situation is insane so im rewriting this a fucking gain. this is dave subsystem we got like a billion daves at various levels of being a separate person and every time we try to draw borders it turns out one dave was actually a bunch of fragments in a trench coat and its lowkey a nightmare but yeah. uh. she/her default BUT there are a few different pronoun users but also go w she/her unless explicitly stated otherwise. also ig were the "host" rn because its been months with 99% daves fronting. the most distinct daves are [🐉] (he/any), [⛔️] (she/her), [🕶] (idk), dead dave (it/she), ghost dave (she/her), and davesprite (she/it). [🐉] and [⛔️] front together almost cormorbidly, or at least [⛔️] is almost always there when [🐉] is fronting. [unspecified daves are tagged "-a dave" and the others tags are "-🐉dave", "-⛔️ dave", "-dead dave", and "ghost dave"]

dave here again on the nintendo ds writing a rough draft of dirks intro bc he fucking sucks at doing intros so maybe itll make it easier for him. or annoy him enough to replace it. either way.

[Dirk Strider from homestuck. (he/him). fairly canon divergent as far as personality goes. i get random inspiration pretty often and then make a really cool and meticulous art piece, and just draw a lot in general. me and dave both write a lot of fic, shes better at it than me though. my favorite number is six for reasons unknown to everyone, but it is. bpd and ocd holder. also like a caretaker or something? caregiver? idk] uuhhhhhh idunno what else to put. i hope you all read that in the dirk voice.

^ Dirk voice: Yeah no thats about right. I'd say the "random inspiration" isn't actually all that often, though. I mostly draw unless I'm cofronting with Dave, in which case we usually write or just hang out. ["-dirk"]

radio isnt really interested in talking but i figured id make a short (very relative) intro for her and she said its cool. so this is radio (or cass) (like short for cassette) (but mostly she goes by radio) (she/her). she might be a fragment, shes only ever really been around the back of front while a dave fronts and she hasnt ever fronted fully, but she does have a pretty distinct appearance, way more than anyone else had at first. she doesnt talk much usually, but she always has several songs stuck in her head and plays them when shes near front front, thats why shes called radio. ["-radio"]

hi this is jade harley! i only really fully fronted for the first time today so im very new and so this stuff is subject to change, but i wanted to introduce myself! i use she/her pronouns and am i guess some sort of little though i cant really find a good label for it! its pretty similar to the way 🐉 dave is and i guess probably(?) 🦐 as well though they havent fronted in a while. i also dont know exactly which alterhuman terms would fit me best, i guess sorta a puppy kemonomimi and regressor? idk XP. im aro ace and i love my all friends very very much, and i count all my headmates as my friends. i dont know what else to put here! thanks for reading! woof woof! ["-jade"]

you cannot keep a puppys out of the mud its simply not possible