Matt

I’d like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don’t like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.

I can feel the :) deep in my soul

I have never felt the :) so viscerally as in this post.

I havent even worked in retail and I feel this

What the 😱FUCK🤬 did you just fucking say about me? You little 🐽BÉTCH🐽? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals and I’ve been involved in 💄NUMEROUS💄 secret ¡¡¡RAIDS!!! on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am ✨TRAINED✨ in global warfare and am the top sniper in the entire U.S. Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target 🎯. I will wipe you the 💔FUCK💔 out with precision the likes of which has ☝🏼NEVER☝🏼 been seen before - on this EARTH 🌍 . Mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me OVER THE INTERNET🖥?! Think again, fuckürr. As we speak, I am contacting ☎️ my secret network of spies🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏽‍♀️ across the 🇺🇸U.S.A.🇺🇸 and your IP’s being traced right now. So you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The 🌪storm🌪 that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your 🤮 ~L A Y E F~ 😂. You’re fucking dead, kid! I can be anywhere📍, anytime ⏰, and I can kill you in over 💀700 ways💀, and that’s just with my bare 👐🏼hànds👐🏼. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat🚫🗡, but I have access to the entire 🍑ASS-enal🍑 of the United States Marine 🧟‍♂️CORPSE🧟‍♀️ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little 💥SHÉT💥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 🙄~clever~🙄 comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held down your fucking tongue👅, but ya COULD’N😂, ya DID’N🤣, and now you’re paying the price! You god-damn 🤪idiot🤪! I will 💩SHIT💩 a fury all over you and you will 🤢DROWN🤢 in it! You’re fucking DEAD, kiddo! 💅🏼💋🔫💁🏼‍♀️

we should all move to a pdf

these are their stories

Wig

Wig

Tea! *runs around the circle and sits down before you can tag me*