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I want everyone to remember one thing if they ever happen to be scrolling this blog:

This is what the person behind this monitor looks like <3

#just sprucing things up a bit #the other post was bugged for me so i'm making an entirely new frame to reflect the new year 😌#i love how he's still providing thighs and 🐓.. that might be my favourite part.. 😶#edit Nov. 2023: HOW MANY DETAILS CAN I ADD TO ONE CLOWN EDIT??? MANY!#edit May 2024: bye bye Lulu i miss you 😔

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PACK IT UP

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I FOUND MY FAVOURITE PHOTOS OF HIM 🤗🤩

#HE'S FINALLY DECIDED TO SHOW A LITTLEP PERSONALITY TO THE WORLD TOO???#THANK YOU????#I APPRECIATE IT???#BECAUSE HE HAS SUCH A SHARP SENSE OF HUMOUR I LOVE HIM #HE'S ACTUALLY SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND GOOFY AND SILLY #AND I LOVE THAT HE POSTED THAT <3 😭#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #THE ANGLE ON THE LAST PHOTO!?!?#pov: what i see when i'm down on my kn-#😶

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE

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I LOVE THIS FOR ME 😍😍😍

#THANK YOU KASPER BLESS YOU #I APPRECIATE ALL THE SELFIES #YOU'RE GORGEOUS 😍😍#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #i always feel so vindicated when he posts a selfie... i just love seeing him 🥰🥰#i love how happy he looks i'm so glad he's feeling better and had a good time 🥺🥺

PLEASE 😍😍

HE CHANGED HIS PROFILE PIC 😍😍😍

*something is going on with IG that's not letting me link the post with the preview, so go check out the rest of his cute photos 🥺

#I CAN'T BELIEVE IT #A CUTE NEW PHOTO #HIM IN A SUIT #WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVOURITE THING #😍😍😍#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #can i also say that i absolutely LOVE him in blues??#he always looks so good in blue!!#he looks so good god i love this man too much 😭😭

Summer time is ALWAYS divas time 😌

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love seeing these two enjoy a little tourist trip together

#MORE SELFIES KASPER PETER #MORE SELFIES #ALL THE SELFIES #PLEASE YOU'RE SO HOT #I NEED MORE SELFIES #ALL AND EVERY ONE OF THEM #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #Peter Schmeichel #a dilf in his own right <3 #the way they look SO DAMN IDENTICAL with the sunglasses on..#if Kasper's beard was bushier like Peter's is they'd be copies..#wonder if Kasper is going to look exactly like Peter eventually #or if he'll actually end up more like Bente #or maybe he'll actually end up looking like neither as he ages...#it's so fun to me how similar Kasper looks to Peter yet how different too #HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE AND THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY #IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME FEEL BETTER TO KNOW HE'S NO LONGER DOWN IN THE DUMPS AFTER THE FORCED RETIRING #HE DESERVES TO FEEL JOY AFTER A LIFETIME OF WORK 🥹🥹🥹

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Forgot to post this because I was so shocked..

.. this very well might be THE most naked I've seen him in YEARS

#ARMS *AND* LEGS?!!#also him holding the tiny little fan is hilarious to me #get that cooling sensation king!!#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #also.. Kasper... Kaspy...#you know i love you....#but...#you BETTER be wearing little socks with your trainers...#just saying..#i can't stand the idea of him NOT wearing socks in trainers..#get different shoes if you wanna your porkies out son 😭

How the world sees this:

How I see this:

😍🥰🥰🥰

#HE'S SUCH A CUTIE SOMETIMES!?!?!??#YOU KNOW #SOMETIMES BABYGIRL IS JUST A 40 YEAR OLD RETIRED GOALKEEPER #SOMETIMES BABYGIRL IS JUST A GROWN MAN WHO WAS FORCED OUT OF HIS PASSION DUE TO INJURY #SOMETIMES BABYGIRL IS JUST A GERIATRIC KING WHO LOOKS GREAT #YOU KNOW???#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #i NEED more photos of him..#i NEED more selfies of him...#I JUST NEED SOMETHIN'#GIVE ME MORE CONTENT KASPER PETER YOU'RE RETIRED THIS IS ALL I GET NOW #FEED ME CONTENT!!!!#also the heatwave has been so bad... so my computer time has been near zero lately #i've been keeping up with the scores online but that's about as much as i'm doing for WC this year...#i also no longer have a reason to watch games so *sniffles dramatically*#this is still a very sensitive topic for me *sniffles*#Denmark didn't even qualify.... Kasper retired....#*sniffles in deep despair*

Not the selfie I wanted...

.. but still the glimpse of him I needed 😔🤧

#I'LL TAKE IT #HE LOOKS GREAT #I LOVE SUMMER KASPER #i hate summer myself BUT Kasper in the summer is ALWAYS the best vibe #he's so hot but he gets exponentially hotter the less clothing he wears..#and the more he shows his arms...#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #still so surreal that he's retired...#genuinely never believed this day would get here so soon....#it's such a weird feeling to me #the fact that i just will NEVER see him play... ever.. again..#lord let me not start crying at this hour

This is a gosh darned cute thing but...

... I don't know if this link works for most of y'all..

#apparently this one is goddamned region limited...#i genuinely cannot stand when they do that #they have the audacity to call it the s word instead of football #that's count 1 #then if that's was not enough #they have the AUDACITY to post Kasper-Peter content and block it behind region crap???#I'M HAVING TO USE A VPN SET TO THE DARNED US TO SEE THIS!??!?!#WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!?!??!#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #Peter Schmeichel #the og gilf <3 #love you Pete <3

I love to see people having fun...

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.. brings me such joy... 😤

#I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR SUMMER MR. SCHMEICHEL #I'M NOT 😤#GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE THRIVING #😤😤😤#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #also.. girl.. why a sad beige babe outfit??#this man is so Danish it's actually painful...#but at least he's not wearing black again..#i would give anything to be going around the US with him right now...#not just to escape MY life but also because it seems to cool to be travelling around there..#he's probably seeing things i only dream of seeing #while wearing his little sad beige girl outfits 🤭#a diva fashionista ALWAYS

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STILL drowning in notes to study for exams so...

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Just linking you to him being sexy... hope you enjoy 😔

#I CAN'T EVEN SEE ANY OF THIS #IT'S ACTUALLY NUTS #WHY ARE EXAMS AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR?!#WHY DID I EVEN HAVE TO FAIL CLASSES AND HAVE TO TAKE EXAMS!?!#CAN'T I JUST PROMISE I UNDERSTAND AND WILL TRY HARDER NEXT TIME!??!#UNFAIR #AS UNFAIR AS HOW GOOD HE LOOKS IN THAT OUTFIT #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #big daddy 😩😩😩#i love some Summer Kaspy...#summertime has ALWAYS been his look...#he takes so many layers off...... delicious 🥰

WELL 😤😤

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Ain't someone happy and having a good time 🥺🥺

#my pookie my babygirl my cutie patootie 🥺#the love of my life this brings me so much joy 🥺#at least he's happy and i'm glad he is 🥺#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #big daddy 🥺#oh boy how i wish i could be frolicking in the nice streets of LA right now instead of this....#oh the life of the rich... oh the envy....#TAKE ME WITH YOU KASPER I DESERVE FREEDOM FOR A BIT 😭😭

Well, I guess someone has decided..

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... they're in their social butterfly era..

#he said “healing era” i guess..#love to see it BUT #WHERE'S *MY* KISS???#ME NEXT!?!? THE HELL!?!??!?#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #he posted yesterday but I'M BUSY KASPER #NOW YOU WANNA POST?!?#NOW THAT I'M DEEP IN THE FINALS PIT!?!?#NOW THAT I'M FAILING CLASSES!?!??!#NOW!?!?#COULDN'T YOU HAVE POSTED WHEN I WAS PASSING AND HAD TIME!?!??!#NOW THAT I'M DROWNING IN UNI WORK YOU WANNA POST!?!??#this man hates me and he doesn't even know me..

Well, the absolute audacity 😤

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the UTTER CHEEK even 😤😤😤

#he DARED drop his retirement like i mean NOTHING to him!? and now this!?!?#out here??? living his best life?!?!?!#all smiles!?!? sunnies on and everything!?!??!?!#laughing!?! giggling!?!?!#the utter gal 😤😤#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #big daddy 😩😩😩#“aren't you happy for him?” YES BUT I ALSO WANT HIM MISERABLE #WHAT CAN I SAY?? I CONTAIN MULTITUDES!?!?#I'M MISERABLE SO HE HAS TO BE TOO #I DON'T MAKE THE RULES #I HAVE A CALC II TEST AND HE'S LAUGHING IN MY FACE!??!?!#LIKE!?!?#THE DISRESPECT #😤🤧

I don't even know what to say yet..

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.. I'm in distress

#like... i truly don't even know what to say #it's hard to even put into words the way this man means so much to me #this man is the reason why i have a best friend #he's the reason why her and i met #this man united us we suffered watching Denmark together..#we thrived watching Denmark together too...#we cried sad and happy tears together over this man...#i met her here.. because of him... because of posting about him..#the obsession i got for him brought me one of the people i love most dearly to this day...#he started my entire journey with learning Danish and that changed everything for me #it's only been so little since i even knew about him.. and i feel like there was a lifetime of watching him #the edits.. the gifs.. the posting.. the clown comments.. everything #i don't know this man and yet he means *so* much to me #he's such a crucial part of my life in a way he'll never even know or understand #i knew he'd retire because the age was getting there..#and then he got hurt.. and i knew he'd retire because of it..#yet it still feels surreal that he *actually* retired #you know Herrelandsholdet said it best: tak for alt; Kasper #tak for alt Kaspy... jeg vil savne dig 🥺😔#Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness #danish captain america #big daddy 🥺#i hope he gets a job where i can see him #i'm not ready for him to disappear yet 😭#please don't go Big Daddy...

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