immortal until proven otherwise

we made it through this year and it didn’t kill us 🫡

fucked up how for a circle mage warden the joining is just the harrowing Again. secret test you have to take to become a full Member but u also don’t get to opt out and go be a regular person anymore once you’ve been tagged as Part Of It. nobody will tell you what the test entails but like half the people who take it never come back. and even when you pass the life you’ve earned yourself is all but guaranteed to be short and painful with a miserable lonely death. heart<3

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BABEY!!!!!

Fantasizing about purchasing a sandwich

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

One of my favorite whump things is when a whumpee dehumanizes themselves to cope

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

we even have a The Plague

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

the way the inquisitor hunts dragons is almost too on-the-nose as an encapsulation of everything wrong with the game thematically

they had a character say, “mankind blunders through the world, crushing what it does not understand; elves, dragons, magic...the list is endless.” in the game. in the game they said that. in the game where they let you hunt dragons just for sport with no consequences while leading an andrastian army while being the unambiguous good guy. in that game they said that