a sentence starter prompts list comprised of quotes from the d&d actual play fantasy high from dimension 20. please be advised that this list may involve topics including, but not limited to, murder, death, violence, and religion. change verbiage as needed.
she can’t have been that good an oracle if she didn’t see the storm coming
why would it be impractical to fight with a two foot diameter orb?
i don’t have a lot of friends even though i’m pretty social so that’s weird.
it’s not great that you’re doing this.
i can be your man on the inside.
why am i encouraging this? don’t do this.
try and tell me even one good bard that learned how to bard in school!
i’ve got a song called “my dad is a demon but he’s also a deadbeat.”
do you want this metal flower?
a hero is someone with the strength of heart, courage of spirit, and the might of will to go to strange lands and enact violence on things there.
a hero is a violent wanderer who enacts their will bloodily and with strange magicks upon the world.
does a hero truly stand alone?
the strength of the hero is the strength of the party.
never forget that the greatest magic of all is chronomancy, the magic of time.
where i’m from is the same place i’m going, buddy. nowhere.
god, i’m just like jesus!
you’re just another maternal figure that has let me down.
it’s not your time. you have more work to do.
i met god and it was really disappointing.
you gotta not touch the body!
i’ll put you in the ground before i let you kill me.
what do you think about rage?
i’m sorry, you’re a little freak and i love it.
i’m really mad but that’s okay because this song is about being mad and that being fine.
as the poets say, the heart wants what looks good.
there is no one in this world more important than you.
i actually met god and he sucked.
dude, i think your mom’s bi.
there is one law and only one law: the law of the blade.
now why did you draw steel last night?
your objective was to draw weaponry until it got less scary?
i have no use for dead men, only men that can make me richer.
death, to me, is nothing more than a joke. when the time comes, i will jump into hell and kill the devil.
are you starting a religion?
did you kill something with a ladle?
who can truly know what lives in the heart of another?
i need three cc’s of coffee!
you know, kindness begets kindness.
there’s no god. there’s no devil.
wind chimes are fucking annoying.
plant some trees or some shit.
if you’re not playing for your own team, how can you expect anyone else to?
the time is coming and it’s worse than you think.
maybe i should hit people more.
you and i were raised very differently and i’m realizing that now.
we are not going to get our security deposit back.
you have a ton of work ahead of you that in a more just world you wouldn’t have to do.
so i think i maybe accidentally started a war.
be careful on ships because when shit goes sideways there’s nowhere to go. it’s just ocean.
when push comes to shove, i imagine you’ll make the selfish choice.
you always got to be kind, you always got to try your best, and there is no sense in being a fucking pushover.
you have to fucking pull yourself together.
fuck. i should’ve killed that dude.
the only thing special about you is that some god decided you were special randomly!
you’re not clever enough for the library, and you’re not brave enough for the world.
your father’s more man than you’ll ever be.
so unlovable that your father would rather go to hell than stay with you.
you might have a jail cell waiting for you.
having panic attacks is not a character flaw. you are not a coward, you have a goddamn medical condition.
i came here to fuck shit up and help children.
recreation is the highest form of self-medication.
the heart and soul of magic is having a good time.
bad things happen to good people because things happen all the time and it’s up to the people to determine whether they are bad or good.
in the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you mortal beings are the instrument by which the universe cares.
if you choose to care, the universe cares.
what is a god worthy of worship?
i had a whole plan! i did everything right!
everything in this world is bullshit, but understanding how is the key.
