but you are not the sun

varric really disapproved that one solavellan "i can fix him" choice in trespasser because he was jealous and wanted to give it a shot himself

rook @ varric: "i can fix him" relax bob the builder he got like 10 other inquisition members tryna fix him too y'all look like a construction crew

Varric has now convinced a new audience that Solas' first and most important name is Solas, and his second most important name is Chuckles.

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

forgive me father for i have grinned

The older i get the more i realise i don’t wanna be around drama conflict or stress i just want a cozy home good food and to be surrounded by happy people

“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

everyones got that homie who, within the depths of the dungeon, found a cruel facsimile of that which he desired most, and was corrupted absolutely