I am here for Nanty Narking

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

Stories are meant to be creative expressions of your own humanity in all its beautiful flawed glory. It is not content to be churned out for consumption at the behest of an algorithm.

The drama! The skill! The cinematography! It's ART! IT'S ALL ART!!

I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

Accidental satire. Shit is fuck on tumblr.com

tumblr-style performance art

"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream

it makes your brain happy! your body could use some joy too

no everyone shut up and listen. truths were said

Chihuahuas Georg

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

Genuinely I just don't think people younger than 35 know how good they have it. I distinctly remember the year in my childhood that it became illegal to smoke in restaurants, I remember what it was like when people used to smoke indoors everywhere, you all think it's cool because it's this illicit fun thing people are doing drunk outside bars now, you don't remember what it was like when fucking everything reeked all the time and you couldn't get away from it and how life changing it was when you could suddenly go out to eat and everything didn't taste like ash and all your clothes and hair didn't stink for days when you got home.

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space