pathogically annoying

his guilt complex and crying fits compel me

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

im only attracted to worthy opponents

what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth

affirmations: i am very normal. i am not trapped in a lie of my own making. everything is fine. no one will uncover my web of deceit #mywebofdeceit

I just want to be financially stable and having really good sex.

crime/mystery media where the main character is just a nosy fuck and not a cop is always so entertaining and so much better than police procedurals

i need to get weirder about blood (<— already weird about blood)

every fandom has one author that writes the equivalent of the iliad in fic form and then dips, never to touch that fandom again, despite their work defining the very foundations of all the fics in the fandom that follow

I love seeing people adopt phrases I say like yes say my words boy