i think a lot of people internalized the misogynistic idea that “men are rational and women are emotional” and just went “that’s true… but it’s a good thing!” instead of saying “that’s obviously bullshit and we shouldn’t perpetuate this belief in any form”

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

good morning how do i kill the yearning before it kills me

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

tomorrow i fix my life #fixmylife #tomorrow

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[yet to even pack the bowl] do you think it'll last

usamerican film producers love to watch cinematic masterpieces and go fuuuck dude. what we made this again but in english and totally dogass

OK I WILL BECOME PERFECT STARTING NOW