Hi. I'm Alice, or A. or (if your really need) Miss. I'm a 28yo non-binary from the UK and this is my smut blog. I prefer they/them pronouns and I'm Gender Fluid and Gender Agnostic, although close mutuals are allowed to genderise me.
I'm rebuilding this blog after @soft-edging-kittens was terminated just after 4 years with nearly 2k followers. I reblog my OC to @library-naughty-corner and I follow from @alicethecamelhas2humps.
Trans-Women are Women.
Trans-Men are Men.
Non-Binary is a valid gender.
DNIs, kinks, etc under the cut.
Thev spicy blog was originally created just to repost audios, but later I started writing smut; when I'm really lucky people send me lewd pictures as inspiration.
DNI:
Minors, obvs, but also anyone who doesn't have at least a rough indication of their age in their bio or pinned and no, saying "18+" doesn't count. I'm not fussy about how old you are but I know some of the people I reblog are.
Trump supporters, you literally voted to have people like me erased. Fuck off. That applies to pretty much every similar group of weirdos.
Consent is important to me and anyone who doesn't think so is a wannabe rapist and deserves to be shot
"Sissies" can fuck right off too. I'm fine with guys wanting to be dominated, or like wearing pretty lingerie and outfits, but don't fucking dare to suggest "being a woman" makes you weak or inferior.
Porn blogs. There are hundreds of beautiful content creators on Tumblr, go rebloh some of them rather than stolen porn clips without any source or attribution.
Feeder/Feedee/ED and similar. Again I have no issues with how much people weight, or how they look, but don't fetishize it.
"I don't pay for content" - that's fine, but don't say it like it's something you're proud of.
Blank blogs. Reblogs are better than likes. If you're not reblogging then what's the point of you?
Kinks:
I have a soft spot for audios.
I'm fine with most other links because...
My main kink is other people.
if you go and read the pinned on my main you'll learn I have no attachment to my own body, three only way I get off is by imagining being other people. If I've reblogged something smutty the chances are I've either imagined being them, or being the person doing that to them, or a third person watching, or more likely all three at once; note none of those people are ever me.
I can sometimes wear a submissive, but only for certain people, more generally I adopt Miss A. the soft domme.
Common tags:
#audio - well duh
#cleavalicous - anything showing off cleavage. Size does not matter and this blog does not support feeder kink.
#the dream - other people's smutty writing.
#submission - something someone has submitted to my blog that I've written to.
#Asked by A. - because you can't send asks from side blogs I normally send them Anon and tag this blog, then reblog any replies.
I also try to tag anyone I reblog with their log name. It makes it easier to delete their posts if they ever ask. Consent can be withdrawn.
Other Rules:
Unless we're mutuals, keep it to the tags or replies. I don't want your specific thoughts added to my smut.
New followers should either reblog some of my work or send me a lewd.
My submissions and asks are usually open. If it's for my eyes only that's fine but if you don't say I'll assume not. If you want me to add something smutty when I post it just ask, although that might take months depending on my writing motivation.
Now go read this post;
UK 27 non-binary.
18+ blog
Boobs in header @ihateitherexx
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Thinking about scary movies and cockwarming. How you’d be able to feel me clench with every jump. Teasing me. Whispering in my ear how it’s not even that scary, that you’ll have to show me real fear when the movie ends.
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My legs up and spread for your face, my dainty fingers in your hair holding you close against my body all while underneath a starry night sky projector.
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Just a silly fairy creature doing silly naughty things to herself, hoping no one passes by... 🤭
Thank you for the submission @virginpleasures
I never believed in fairies until I bought my dream cottage on the edge of Foxglove Woods and, in the breaking dawn and twilight dusk, I'd often catch something out of the corner of my eye.
I mentioned this in the village and one day one of the older women, who we joked was a witch when I'd lived there as a child, told me that if I wanted to befreind one I should offer gifts on a silver plate of drink and cake made to a recipe she could give me, along with something to entertain them or fix, but they were shy things and wouldn't come out if I stayed.
I brushed it off, of course, but took the recipe out of politeness, until the day I was cleanng out the loft space and I found an ornate silver platter. I'd dropped a mug that morning and so, for a laugh, made some cakes and put one out just before dusk with a drink and the mug.
I wasn't laughing however when the following morning the mug was fixed.
I visited the old woman again and she told me more of the lore, I'd never see a fairy as that was part of the game to them, but if I did it'd be indebted to me until the morning. Of course that just made it a challenge.
I tried various tricks, I could hear the fairy play a harmonica if I left one, but it'd go silent before I was half way down the garden. Webcams would fail unexpectedly. Even the longest and most complicated jobs were completed in those seconds as the sun set. Until one day I had a different idea.
The package arrived a few days later and, once I was sure I knew what I was doing, was left on the platter.
As the sun set the notification popped up on my phone, I opened the app and carefully controlled what I'd left, taking my time, waking slowly down the garden, as I crossed the halfway line it stayed connected, I increased the settings and moved closer.
When I reached the platter I saw the most beautiful creature I'd ever seen, breasts exposed, the Lush visible and vibrating inside her. I stepped on a twig and she looked up at me in a start.
She spoke with a voice that was both pure and innocent but also old and powerful. "That wasn't fair...."
I didn't use to believe in fairies, but I do now that I've fucked one all night long, as entrapped by them as they were by me.
And once a week I'll catch her in the same way again.
