👑dead inside👑 @soft-black-teabag - Tumblr Blog

Hi, welcome in my blog~💞

I'll try my best to keep this blog as a safe and comforting place for anyone who needs it.

My asks, anon asks, DMs are always open, feel free to interact in any case, especially if you need anything, I love helping people out, even if I can't do much but I have... ✨connections✨

WARNING: I do swear a lot, use dirty puns sometimes (only with the people I know won't feel uncomfortable) and definitely overuse pet names

If I make you uncomfortable in any way or made you upset, don't hesitate to tell me, but also please, remember that this is my personal blog

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My side blogs

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guess who's back on tumblr

WELL I MEAN THIS IS A DIFFICULT QUESTION

i'm just testing this to see if you're still active because lately i've been getting notifs for your blog so if you aren't active that's super creepy 😭😭

Well, am I alive? Yes

Am I using Tumblr? No unless someone contacts me

So yeah, creepy fr

#giulia's ask

do you still like enhypen

Well I don't keep up a lot with k-pop but ofc I do, I still consider myself am engene (one without lots of knowledge but still lots of love)

Ngl, help would be nice

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Imagine being so good and natural at masking that you convince a psychologist with 40+ years of experience that you're just a young girl overwhelmed by adulthood for whole months

#now she congratulates you about being still alive everytime you talk #a flex

Happy final year, hopefully

I did miss the vibes of crying in my underwear at midnight

androidboy

i have no object permanence about myself. if i’m not in anyones eye sight i assume i have ceased to be. finding out people remember i exist, think about me, and even talk about me when i’m not actively in front of them is startling news every time it is brought to my attention

angeltiddies

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

invaderxan

academic conferences

urbanfantasyinspiration

Work meetings

greenekatgrey

Interviews

ambulatoryhoodie

Auditory processing disorder

lemonsharks

conversations with my cats who are yelling

prismsgalaxy

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

helloitsbees

Goncharov (1973)

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nicolauda

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

pastaroasta

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

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Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

onceuponamirror

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

captain-snark

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

astronomical-bagel

Istg this world just have to wait for me to find ways to do stuff without my dominant arm just stop working altogether and it's gonna be the end for everyone

#giulia's rants

xiaq

Small Town Grocery Store Stories: LGBTQ+ friendly edition

Me: minding my own damn business in the grocery store

One of my students and a few of his teammates enter the dairy aisle.

My student is holding hands with one of his teammates.

My student: Oh hey, Professor X!

Me, who has both my student and his girlfriend in my class: …Hello

My student, looking at his hand-holding partner: Oh! Don’t worry. My girlfriend knows. Not that I’m cheating! I’m not cheating. I’m not gay.

Hand Holding boy: Not that being gay is a bad thing! It’s a good thing!

My student: Right! But no, listen. We aren’t together, we just hold hands in public sometimes.

Hand Holding Boy: Especially on Friday nights. And weekends. And at away games.

My student: Because sometimes people will say shit and then we can punch them! And if the fight started because someone was being homophobic, coach won’t get mad at us.

Hand Holding Boy: Always nice to punch a homophobe. And [gesturing to another boy in the group] maybe they’ll think twice about saying something to [other boy’s name] if he ever gets a boyfriend and wants to hold his hand for real. The Gay One, resigned but smiling: I’ve decided it’s sweet and not really fucking weird.

the-long-gone-souls

This is what “boys will be boys” is meant to be

chaoticevilbean

This is the best thing I’ve seen in a while.

#the only “boys will be boys” that i accept and Stan and love

memewhore

ranmaruliker

the worst part ab having online friends is that to maintain the friendship you actually sort of have to have conversations with them. if we were all irl friends i would invite you into my home, give u my xbox controller & let u play a game on my bed while i lie next to u and coexist in ur space and backseat game you

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@soft-black-teabag

soft-black-teabag

YOU JUST DESCRIBED THR DREAM IN RHE TAGS NOW I CRH WHILE I PLAY GENSHIN ALONE IN MY COLD (it's very hot, fuck heat waves and fuck fires all over my town) LONELY BED

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