Please, PLEASE, bless us with more ninja headcanons, either Jay or Zane, or just your favorite headcanons, I don't see enough headcanons for my babies anymoree
i’m Here to serve the #people….. i have an endless supply of ninja headcanons but everyone has to Get really cool with a lot of things Really quickly.
For jay and zane omg I seriouslt think … ok hold on Hear me out jay is either korean or viet to me…. obviously Very white washed so he’s trying to Relearn the language and zane has a language module installed … like hes Kind of a walking duolingo . zane Helps jay learn the language And then in battle jay tries to apply It by Saying Something in viet and Zanes like ?Thats literallt not how you say it
WIATTT jay waking up middle of the Night because he Doesnt want to break his langauge streak with Zane…. nya Dragging his ass to bed and Jays like Nya U dont understand. i Need this
I RHINK JAY IS THE KIND OF PERSON TO SAY CHAT i genujnely think He would . its post merge and Nya’s Like Jay youre a Ninja and Jays like Chat. is This real? and nyas like WHO are you talking to
Sometimes jay Treats zane like Hes chatgpt and Hes like checking the ingredients on rhe Back of a box and Because ras Was a gym bro That instilled the idea of protein Powder in Jays head so he turns ro zane and hes like . Computer How many calories are in This
I rhink post merge jay is a Smoker ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹😭 I love himmy wiffee…. Everyones been tryinf to get him off smoking But he picked it Up in thr administration and now It wont go away . sometimes someone says Somethint and jays like Fuck i need a smoke and then remembers hes trying to get off it so he cant get one so He annoys everyone by going fucjkkk I need a Small circular joint 😣😣😣😣 every 3 seconds until Kais like JUST GO SMOKE
I think jay Used to run maintenance on Zane the most but his hands R too shaky now from excess lightening to do it….. now nya does it but jays Still in the room . doing what…. smoking
I also rgink that post merge jay takes care of a lor of the paperwork around the monastery As well …. usually it was zane But hes on his honeymoon or something and jay Has that administration Experience. Nyas like Jay come back to bed And jays like Not now Nya i am filing our taxes
This is how i Imagine He gets MAD AS FUCKKKK i think post merge jay id way more serious because hes dealing with tgat #MergeGuilt….. The Muilt as i like to call it . Hes all up in kai’s business for his Useless purchases while also Buying 500 cigarettes a month
I imagine Also jays cigs r Literally ASS like i rhink kai took one is immediately Threw up and he turns around and jay has like 4 in his mouth and Kais like ?WHY ARE YOU SMOKINF THISSSS
I love post merge jay hes my goat….. i think His spinjitzu looks a Bit differenr as well Since shattered soul and all like kind of like arins …Fuck Hes so Endearing .