KATE PLAYS CRAP GAMES

MURDER BLOODY MURDER

Not to be a grammar Nazi, but c’mon!!!

Bad boys do it better ;) #teamevil

Also technically, he’s trying to kill the Oracle, not Erika. That we know of. And I’m not even sure he’s in full possession of his mind/body sometimes.

Personally I wouldn’t go anywhere near any of the Eligible Eldarya Penises, because Episode 13 + Lief is blond. See, I don’t relate to Erika at all.I would neither forget nor forgive. I would spend my hours plotting revenge upon them, never resting until I saw their dark deeds punished.

As it stands right now, I think Lieftan is possibly: a) possessed by the spirit of a daemon b) a very good actor c) possessed by the spirit of a demonically good actor who recently switched to decaf

Not that Erika cares. As far as she's concerned, Lieftan:

a) goes downtown b) is naked and in front of her c) who cares? she's horny af (or a hungry succubus?) Go blow him off some steam, girl. 

Or is she just really damn thirsty? (Not that I don’t get it. All that pent up anger and frustration has to channel itself into something. Might as well just grab two handfuls of demon booty while you’re at it.)

Hate to break it to you, McCreepy, but no amount of Extra-Strength-Black-Label-Smell-No-More is going to help Candy’s shitty attitude.

This will never stop being funny. Ever.

“He gives interviews now! He must be shagging half of the campus!!”

...the Obsidian guard actually won! What dark magic is this?

True story.

If you look closely at the park background there are some tall corporate buildings in the distance and with their names. I counted four: BMO (Bank of Montreal), CIBC (Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce) Manulife (a Canadian insurance company) and AON (a UK insurance company).

I’m going to set aside AON since they’re global and consider the three Canadian companies. All of them have international branches so their company buildings could easily be seen in any major metropolis downtown. But three of them together? A bit too much of a coincidence.

We also know that MCL is located in a small town. Kim mentions it at the end of CL Episode 2 when Candy says it’s the only gym she has seen around. (Granted, in order for a city to have only one gym it would need to be tiny, so I’m just going to assume they meant no other gym in their neighbourhood.)

So three Canadian company towers, within a block of each other, in a small city. Yup, it’s in Canada.

But where in Canada?

Now that you’re coming down this curious and nerdy rabbit hole with me, let’s go down a bit more. What universities in small Canadian cities offer Art History degrees? (For reference, I’m looking at any city a population of 175k or less.) 

Kingston, ON at Queen’s U || pop. 129k

Guelph, ON at U of Guelph || pop. 129k

Victoria, BC at U of Victoria || pop. 84k

Abbotsford, BC at U of Fraser Valley || pop. 141k

Sackville, NB at Mount Allison U || pop. 5.3k

Sherbrooke, QC at Bishop’s U || pop. 162k

Degree information via Study Portal

Population information from most recent census via Google

Guelph,Victoria and Sherbooke all have at least one BMO, CIBC, Manulife and AON. Thus it could be one of those three. My bet would be on Sherbrooke because it’s French-speaking or Victoria, (because that park, c’mon).

So there you go. Hope you had fun playing I Spy with me!

Possible IFs

If MCL is located in Canada it makes sense for Amber to be studying either French or English to improve her career because Canada is bi-lingual.

If it’s set in Quebec then any French mentions (like Miss France and Nath’s cat being called Blanche) wouldn’t be so strange.

If Candy’s father was transferred to a far away province it would explain the expensive train fares. Via Rail is pretty damn pricey for long distances.

...but you don’t want to admit it, so you attempt fishing for inspo in a low-key so-what-do-you-think-happens-next-just-asking-for-a-friend way.