The ‘ships, you guyz. THE ‘SHIPS. #pll
LET’S BE REAL. The PLL Spring Finale was all sorts of F’d up. Don’t even lie... You’re totally STILL sitting there with your mouth STILL open asking yourself over and over... and over ‘WHAT. THE. HELL. JUST HAPPENED IN ROSEWOOD?’ You’re not alone.
Sure, we could talk about the craziest doctor Rosewood has ever seen. Oh, Dr. Rollins... you freaking weirdo. Yep, Ali’s new husby is SKETCH AF. However, he’s definitely not as psychotic as his partner in crime. She looks a whole lot like Mrs. D but she’s actually Mary Drake... Mrs. D’s even sketchier evil twin. Suuuuure, we could talk about that but I REALLY JUST NEED TO GIVE MY BRAIN A BREAK FROM TWINS AND MASKS AND MURDER, OK?
Don’t even worry, we’ll revisit the craziness soon. For now, let’s take a stroll down memory lane...
PICTURE THIS. It’s 2015... Hanna and Caleb have just relocated to New York City. It’s new. It’s exciting. It’s romantic. Hanna thrives in the Big Apple while Caleb struggles to find his place in the hustle and bustle of the city. It isn’t long before Hanna and Caleb start drifting apart. She wants him to understand.... He doesn’t understand. HE CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! SOOOO...He leaves. She’s like ‘noooooooo’ and he’s like ‘yah.’ But boy thinks he’s Cinderella or something because he leaves his glass slipper. Well OK, it wasn’t a slipper. It was his cellphone (Like the Hilary Duff Cinderella remake, not the Disney original. Obvi). REGARDLESS, Hanna can’t get in touch with him (’cuz of his cellphone, remember?) and he ends up leaving NYC and never looking back. Now Hanna is alone, wet (’cuz of the rain), and single... Aaaaand then we all cried like little bitches BECAUSE HALEB. Fast forward 5 years. Hanna decides to tell Caleb that she never stopped loving him and even though Caleb has literally JUST hooked up with his actual girlfriend, like hours before and, uh, Hanna’s engaged, that doesn’t stop them from having the most epic-ly romantic makeout sesh. I mean, this makeout sesh was ALMOST the greatest thing we ever seen between our couples but NOPE. Ezria reuinted two scenes before and it was AMAAAAAAAZING. Screw evil twins. I just wanna see Ezria do the dirty again.
....I know this started as a Haleb story, but Ezria.
Now, this is how I feel about the current status of ALL our favorite ‘ships.
HALEB: Yaaaaaaaaassss.
EZRIA: YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS.
SPOBY: Get out that damn cave and start making out already.
SPALEB: Uh................................... wut.
ELISON (?): YOUR HUSBAND IS WEARING A FACE ON HIS FACE. ABORT. ABORT.
The end.

















