hi, we're the Mixtape Cemetery and this is our main blog for reblogging whatever. usually consists of some bullshit that we either find funny or care about but we also reblog our own art alongside our friends' art here. some stuff you can expect to see here rn are Cassette Beasts, Beastieball, Mad Rat Dead, Pokemon, and our OCs (alongside our friend's OCs). ...and Deltarune. i fucking guess /lh
...unfortunately this is also our most used social media so expect things to be reblog heavy
Record Information âď¸
⧠Sunny / Mixtape / Micah
⧠it/its ¡ shy/hyr ¡ he/him
⧠Adult
⧠Mixed Race / Black
⧠Disabled (<- cane user among other things)
⧠Adaptive plural system
⧠Alterhuman
⧠Ambonec Trinsfemmasc ¡ Toric Enbian ¡ Aromantic Aegosexual
please do note that we prefer to be referred to with nonhuman terms (especially in relation to our kins), and that our own comfort with certain gendered terms can be found on our pronouns page! for individual headmates, feel free to ask
for reference, the specifics on our alterhuman identity - listed in order of strongest to weakest connection.
we do also have multiple fictives in our system with various sources, but it's not something we focus on much here
Warning Label âď¸
while we don't have a strict DNI or anything like it, we we'll list off a few things that we Will block for as a warning (boundaries, pretty much). probably the most discourse-y we'll get on our own without reblogs. note that this isn't a list of the only things we'll block for it's just the common things as of late
⧠TME/TMA use as well as overuse of AGAB language. raises intersex and nonbinary flags I'm tired boss
⧠Making egg jokes about random strangers
⧠Sending donation asks (we'll reblog posts from mutuals and if we're friends we'll share an ask sent directly to us for mutual aid but we don't post donation asks otherwise, sorry)
⧠Discourse accounts and/or system and queer exclusionists
⧠Asking about our system origins (most you get is that we're disordered and an adaptive polyfrag system). Do not ask for more than that
⧠If you post about incest positively and that's the majority of your blog content we're probably gonna block you. Not something we want to interact with
⧠Excusing antiblackness and general racism in fan spaces. Yes we've had to block multiple mutuals over this in the big 2026 alone this is a warning
⧠Not something we block over like...ever but do keep in mind we don't interact much with romantic stuff involving our fictotypes whether it's OC x Canon, Canon x Canon, or selfshipping. We have very few exceptions and it's mostly for selfshipping reasons, so please don't take it personally
Similar Albums âď¸
ON TUMBLR:
⧠Art Blog -> @cemetery-album
⧠Kin / Fictionfolk Blog -> @thebeastly-records
⧠18+ Blog -> 18+ Mutuals may ask
⧠Selfship Blog -> @synthesizingstars
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I love thinking about Eva Stratt pirating the entire internet. Girl did you figure out how to do that yourself. Fucking amazing. Did you approach some poor government official and force them to do it. Thatâs fucking wonderful.
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I love fanfiction because sometimes The Character needs to be held gently and sometimes they need to be beaten to death with a club. and you 𫵠can make both of those happen. for free
one odd side effect of being stealth and hanging out with cis guys is realising just how mean they are to eachother, and they all just accept it even if it bothers them. you reply with a ''that was really mean you cunt'' after one of them insults another and they're wide eyed bc they never thought about it that way. and they all think they need a girlfriend so that they can open up about their problems. banging my head against the wall
(i am saying this in the most ''the patriarchy hurts everyone'' way possible)
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another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .
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you know whatâs always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the characterâs like âwhich one of you is the liarâ or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like âwhatâs two plus twoâ one of themâs gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie.Â
LISTEN i donât normally engage in Discourse but this information is DANGEROUSLY MISLEADING!
the point of the riddle isnât to figure out which one is lying, in fact, knowing which one lies and which one tells the truth is irrelevant. What you want is the correct answer from the magical beast/two guards/etc. Usually this means knowing which path to take. For that, you HAVE to ask it âif i ask the other head/guard/etc which is the safe way to go, what will they tell me?â
if you asked the truth-telling one, theyâll tell you the wrong way, because the liar will always mislead you. if you ask the liar, theyâll tell you the wrong way, because theyâre misleading you, so
ALWAYS do the opposite of whatever answer you get.
âwho cares this is a stupid tumblr post this doesnât matter irlââ
WRONG AGAIN! story time:
A few years ago a friend threw a halloween party, and since he dressed as the Riddler, he decided to have a riddle contest.
now, iâve been preparing for a riddle contest my entire life, since i first read the hobbit and it got bilbo out of trouble. for some reason, i assumed riddle contests were as inevitable as quicksand.
I answered the first riddle easily (it was one of the ones from the hobbit) and then i had to answer the next one to win a bottle of top-shelf rum. it was a variation on the two-guard riddle, only i had to choose one of two paper bags. one had crappy cheap vodka, the other the nice rum.Â
the host and his friend did the classic one lies one tells the truth thing, and of course before i asked everyone started shouting âask him what color your hair is!â and stuff like that, but i already knew what to ask, so i shushed them and won the rum
remember, kids, it doesnât matter which one is lying and which one is telling the truth. all that matters is you get the correct knowledge to move you forward, win your rum, and make you seem like a superhuman riddle-solver to a crowd of drunken party guests.
Hereâs a thing that usually doesnât come up when people try to criticise this riddle as well. One of the conditions of the riddle is typically that you only get to ask one question. You arrive at the liar and the truth teller and you need to find out which bridge is safe and which one will collapse when youâre halfway across.
They tell you that one of them always lies and that one of them always tells the truth. And they tell you you can ask them one question.
If you ask âWhatâs two plus two?â than great. You know which one lies but you also still donât know which bridge you can cross and canât find out.
