banana enjoyer

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

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I don’t know how many more “is this ai or not” I have left in me before I lose my mind and have to explode everyone that uses it

House can sniff out someone's weaknesses to get them to punch him, like a pro

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

merry christmas to all who celebrate, 2day i am thinking about how in the last team torque carlos said one of his favorite childhood movies was rudolph, which is about a child who exiles himself from his community due in large part to not feeling like he can live up to the legacy of his famous father, before he eventually returns home a hero with the support of his ragtag group of friends. also thinking about, for entirely unrelated reasons, how he’s said in the past that his other favorite childhood movie is the lion king, which is of course about a child who exiles himself from his community due in large p

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[I.D. two images, the first a post by ijaazat that reads "you're in a car with a beautiful boy and he won't call you the f slur, but he wants to" and the second a screenshot from house MD of house and wilson in a car while house says "my ring tone for you is dancing queen, by abba". end I.D.]

Hate that we have the option to like replies but not dislike them. You can delete it or block the person but there should be a boo/heckle button that doesn’t involve me composing a response to this bullshit.