Snowy Waffles

When Max does his first magical transformation, he's forced to wear a frilly magical girl dress, complete with makeup and heels. Soon after, it's revealed that the outfit is the same one his mom wore when she was a magical girl.

It's then explained that each new holder of the family's magical heirloom starts off wearing the previous holder's outfit, and the outfits then change over time to reflect the new holder. But in the context of the story, with Max's mom wanting her kid to be a magical girl like her, and at first being unwilling to accept that Max is trans, the dress represents her expectations quite literally being projected onto Max. Max's outfit then changing away from his mom's dress into something that reflects his true self represents him rejecting her expectations and being himself regardless.

No one knew what to make of you perched on the bases main building with your wings spread in the sun. You were a massive creature, almost to big for the roof of the building. It was a miracle you hadn't crumbled it or caved in the ceiling under your weight.

No one wanted to approach you. You were there when the sun came up, rumbling away as you watched everyone walking around base. They were wary of going anywhere near you, but you hadn't made yourself a threat. Yet.

"Thought dragons didn't nest near humans." Johnny murmurs nervously as he watches Nikolai and Price climb the ladder on the side of the building.

"It's rare, but not unheard of. Maybe it's here for tanks and stuff? Things to horde?" Kyle took an anxious breath when Price and Nik reached the top of the building and stepped over the ledge. Too close for his comfort, especially when your large head lowers down towards them.

"Hi, little ones.." You rumble quietly as you settle your chin to the roof. "Did you climb all the way up here?" John clears his throat as he shares a quick look with Nik. Out of all the questions he was ready for you to ask, that wasn't one of them.

"Yes, we did, we wanted to see what you wanted. Do you need something from the base?" Price asks. Dragons didn't ever threaten humans unless they were disrespectful of their territory. But this was new ground for Price. He'd never had a dragon come to him before.

"No, little one. Just want to keep an eye on my babies." You softly nudge his belly with your snout. "Be careful going down. Very fragile body." You rumble, giving Nik the same soft nuzzle. You watch with a close eye as they descend back down the ladder before returning to your sunbathing.

"Lost clutch syndrome?" Nikolai nods in agreement. "Anything we can do?"

Ever wondered...that like we humans go to YouTube to see funny fail videos, pranks, or cute videos of animals, that Cybertronians/Mcb would too?

Cyb/Mcb*Watching his newly added human cute compilation*Awww poor sparklings...silly sparklings~Ugh that tiny babies who with wobble pedes, Gotta send this to the squad!

To Videos of Cybertronians with their Human "Pets" Meeting other races who know they aren't pets

Cyb/Mcb*Holding their feral human who is growling and hissing in human gibberish to the alien in front of them*HEHEHE~

Yautja*Is staring at the human*....

Are humans just...the tiny feral dogs of space? Either way, once the universal translator comes out and the giant metal dorks put that collar on us, expecting to be called "i wuve you!"

Human*Yelling gibberish till the collar is put properly*"YA COCKSUCKING ASSHOLE IT IS BAD ENOUGH, I'M IN MY LATE 20S/EARLY 30'S WITH A ONCE PAYING JOB AND PAYING TAXES I GOTTA LET YOU DAMN OF THE ASS DRESS ME IN ITCHY AND CHILDISH OUTFITS THAT DON'T COVER MY GENITALIA!?YOU!?-*Yelling even more profanities in a tongue the translator can't translate out of it being way too deplorable"*

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So I thought, for those like me who love pointing out how similar humans and cybertronians are, among the stars, humans really are the only organic species to walk on two legs. Every other organic species of alien out there that does has a tail of some kind to act as a counter balance, or they just have more than two legs.

This brings me to one of my favorite tropes in the Transformers fandom where human and cybertronian alike are going “how are we so alike??? What's up with that,” except it's mainly from the cybertronian's perspective because fuck if humans know what other aliens look like. We're not space faring yet, and our first contact is currently doing everything in their collective power to hide from us lmao

Just, cybertronians either being fascinated, awed, or completely weirded out by this one fact upon realizing it. ‘Cause like, here's this completely foreign species if alien from a totally different part of the galaxy, possibly even a whole other galaxy depending on writer's preference, who looks almost exactly like cybertronians despite their organic origin. There are no other organics like them, not even remotely. They walk on two legs and have two arms with five digits on each hand, faces with two eyes and one mouth and the muscles in their faces are made specifically to emote with expressions that translate flawlessly to a cybertronian.

You're made of metal, I'm made of flesh. We should be anything but similar, and yet here we are.

I don't know. I'm just enamored with the thought of humans and cybertronians being completely awed with one another about their similarities.

The parallels between Primus' creations and Earth. I dont think Unicron created humans consciously, since his whole thing is like destruction and being evil asf, but isnt it a fascinating thought?

Sure!

Vocabulary

TFP Bulkhead x Reader

• You’re right there. All he has to do is walk over there. Talk to you. Venting softly as you laugh at something one of the other resident humans says, he rumbles to himself. Because this shouldn’t be so hard. He’s a Wrecker. An Autobot. All he has to do is walk over. Ask if you want to get out of here. Go somewhere with him. You’re still smiling when your head turns, eyes meeting his optics like you could feel his stare and his knees feel weak. Watching you touch the other person’s arm, before you’re walking his way.

Pt. 1 of transformers things that came to me in a dream

You're a Decepticon. Bumblebee's an Autobot. And for some incomprehensible reason, he will NOT leave your ass alone. Why, you don't know. Half the time he tries to talk to you, you shoot directly at his face. He does it so often that at some point, you gave up and just ran away from the buggy fucker.

You would rather deal with someone that actually wants to fight you. Because the friendliness he's showing? Feels weird and uncanny. Nobody smiles at the enemy that widely, not unless they plan on turning them into scraps or dismantling them. It felt like something sharp disguised by softness.

On Bumblebee's end, he's trying to 'redeem' someone he thinks is worth it. His fellow autobots think he's crazy for trying to befriend you. Cons aren't trustworthy to them, and that's that. But not to Bumblebee—no, he's way too stubborn to stop now.

Because he never lost his voice. The incident that was supposed to render him mute? Never happens. Somehow, on the way, you accidentally or inadvertently save him that pain. Or saved/spared his life. You don't remember if this even occurred. He thinks you forgot about him. That's okay! You're probably concussed. And if you're not, well, you WILL be. He's a scout. He's been following, and he's been watching.

That yellow motherfucker is insistent on having you. You don't have to love him back yet. In his mind, there's plenty of time to make it happen. His primary objective now is to make sure you absolutely cannot leave his side.

The scout manages to somehow knock you out, kidnap you, puts you in cuffs—or ACTUAL chains if you're a heavy or big frame-type, and hide you in some bunker he apparently had hidden as a contingency. He's got a few little trinkets he swiped from his friends, made to suppress someone like you. It definitely took a lot of effort, but you're so worth it to him. He's willing to break his back trying to carry you, how cute.

Proceeds to be unhinged when you wake up, starts talking about some sparkbonding bullshit and having sparklings. In the middle of war. You flared your platings and flood your field with hostile intent in an attempt to intimidate him, and it didn't work at all. He for sure grovelled for forgiveness after the crime he just committed to you, though his tone held remorse with no real regret, only pleading. He can take your hate, your anger, anything you give him. Just don't leave. Do it for the life you just made together. Be good for him.

I'm sorry. I know you're mad, but you'll see. You'll see that this was the right thing... still, I'm so happy! I'll tell Optimus that I'm taking responsibility and we can finally be a family. My friends will love you and our little spark, I promise. Just stay with me. Don't go back to them.

Y/n*Going about your day,then seeing a car covered in branches following behind you*...

Cybertronian/Mcb*Following behind you to spy all your likes*"Im the MASTER of disguise!"

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What if the human caretakers were given power washers, thinking it would be easier to wash their bots but the bots in question are misunderstanding this as punishment.

So they are questioning themselves what did they do wrong.

Also this could be a great way to to punish bots who manhandles their caretaker.

Oh, dear

Soft AU- Punishment

Megatron x Reader

• “What is that?” Looking up as you drag the pressure washer over and connect the hose, his optics are narrowed when you meet them. ‘That is because you keep doing this,’ you say, pulling the top half of your coveralls down so he can see the bruises from his last round of aggressively love mauling you. According to HR, it’s cuteness aggression. You don’t care what they call it, but you don’t exactly like being his chew toy. And he rumbles, actually smirking and looking obnoxiously satisfied that he’d left a giant, alien hickey on you.

So I thought, for those like me who love pointing out how similar humans and cybertronians are, among the stars, humans really are the only organic species to walk on two legs. Every other organic species of alien out there that does has a tail of some kind to act as a counter balance, or they just have more than two legs.

This brings me to one of my favorite tropes in the Transformers fandom where human and cybertronian alike are going “how are we so alike??? What's up with that,” except it's mainly from the cybertronian's perspective because fuck if humans know what other aliens look like. We're not space faring yet, and our first contact is currently doing everything in their collective power to hide from us lmao

Just, cybertronians either being fascinated, awed, or completely weirded out by this one fact upon realizing it. ‘Cause like, here's this completely foreign species if alien from a totally different part of the galaxy, possibly even a whole other galaxy depending on writer's preference, who looks almost exactly like cybertronians despite their organic origin. There are no other organics like them, not even remotely. They walk on two legs and have two arms with five digits on each hand, faces with two eyes and one mouth and the muscles in their faces are made specifically to emote with expressions that translate flawlessly to a cybertronian.

You're made of metal, I'm made of flesh. We should be anything but similar, and yet here we are.

I don't know. I'm just enamored with the thought of humans and cybertronians being completely awed with one another about their similarities.