ahhhh

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

fighting to the urge to ask “what do you honestly think about me and please provide as much detail as possible”

no it’s fine, it’s just that being vulnerable is scary and disgusting and makes me want to die haha lol so funny am I right?

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately