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good afternoon .. have we considered . drunk sneezer shane ? no ??? please consider it

When people go to get more tissues, and you can hear them sneezing on their way? Yeah...that's hot...

When someone is comfortable enough around you to let out their full roaring sneeze vs. the polite, restrained version they let out in public/with acquaintances 🫠

Rubbing their nose with the back of their hand *while you're holding hands*

sickie who is super insecure about being sick and looking and sounding gross x caretaker partner riddled with guilt at being so excited about getting to be the one to look after them in this state

phrases like “letting a sneeze loose” or letting it rip/fly/whatever are really getting me horny rn, like yeah… really releasing that sneeze huh…

feverish telekinetic character using their powers to literally keep away a would-be caretaker, either from checking their forehead or from getting near them at all, esp if they’re worried they’ll lose control of their powers

we are all familiar with fever induced nightmares, but have we discussed its smutty alternative: fever induced wet dreams?

there is something so fantastically sexy about the phrase "I might need to sneeze." like, the acknowledgement of a possibility, the uncertainty of the outcome, and the complete lack of control over their nose's ticklish fate. it's especially delicious when the answer is so obviously yes, they do in fact need to sneeze. when the inevitable itch is written all over their face, etched into their forehead, creased between their eyebrows, crinkled at the corners of their eyes and twitching at the tip of their nose. said through fluttering breaths as their head begins to tip back: "I might- I might neeeh... I might need to sneeze!" poor thing, so out of touch that they truly have no idea what disaster is headed their way...

inducing someone with your fingers is such a hot visual — pushing up the ball of their nose, dragging a nail down their septum, scratching the sensitive entrance of their nostril, pinching it shut, rubbing it to induce more sneezes like the list is endless plus them sneezing desperately into your hand

For your consideration–”It’s okay, you can’t help it.”

I know for a fact someone has made a post on here about this but when someone moans/whines while rubbing their nose because it’s just so itchy?? So hot for no reason

I keep waking up with a tickle in my nose this week. If only i was next to someone who liked sneezes with their morning coffee 🤣

wax play with a scented candle, i’ll let you fill in the rest