HAPPY B O Y Z

she doesn’t have the range

“Paul McCartney.” “She doesn’t have the range.”

anyways its not coincidental that freaks like trilizard are going hard in on defending memecucker

onision somehow got uglier

You and me could rule this city spiderman

Why tiptoe into hell when you can backflip into a cannonball. I like Mackenzie’s style.

oh you want us to stan earth? name any of her number one singles……. that’s what i thought.

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

Lmao what? It’s literally the other way around. Christ, women are getting so weak these days

Nicely done, sir.

this feels like a furry thing

“hey bro whats your fursona” “vague yellow mass”

it’s not implausible and you know it

My mom has an Echo and every time I walk into my moms house I say “Hey Alexis! Play a high pitch sound!” And it goes “Ok. Playing High Pitch Sound 7” and lets out this screech for 2 minutes and my entire family hates it

one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.” like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for “pass of the spider.” do the math

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

Did yours have stamps?

if you think shoplifting is bad you should see what our government is doing