Mr Dalliard, I've Gone Peculiar Now!

"Follow your heart!"

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

Oh that’s just how it is in retail

[image id: a drawing of Tonathan Tinkle sitting on the ground. Tonathan is a gnome with ginger hair and beard. He has a third eye on his forehead. He wears blue robes with an eye motif, and has sneakers with white socks on his feet. On his head is a blue pointy cap, and on his back is a backpack filled with scrolls. He is staring at the ground with a small smile on his face. end id.]

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

i'm not normally one to make jokes about dialect or accent. but the way that British people pronounce "lieutenant" feels like an in-joke i'm not privy to

Aww, you're feeling lieut out?