Mr Dalliard, I've Gone Peculiar Now!

Also sometimes you and your friend are both in Torment Mazes, different ones, and while yours is way hotter, you know that your friend's has just so many more rusty nails than yours does, and so you and your friend vent to one another about your respective Torment Mazes and sympathize in a way that makes very clear that it's not a Torment Maze Olympics, there is no competitive element about whose Torment Maze is worse, and you both just genuinely wish the other to be freed from their Torment Maze as soon as humanly possible

act 1 scene 1 benedick & beatrice are both like "romance is dead & i have killed it" & then they go & have the most dramatic & captivating romance known to man

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.