dev ops infosec rage

When you’re new to a project and the team asks you to help present

When two colleagues are having an argument on the chat

When I realize that I forgot to commit an important fix before the demo

When the project is in panic mode and I've been asked to stay calm in meetings

When the client asks for rights that he already has

When I think that a bug can't be worse

When I think I’m going to nail the presentation but shit hits the fan

When a minor fix makes production crash

When I have to work on bug fixes on monday morning

investigating 802.1x port failed alerts

when red team gets creative with the engagement

Delivering a feature as described in specs

Starting my regression test

the Docker security model.