can't help doin' sneaky things.

true love is not breaking the matching icons even if they don’t fit your aesthetic.

coffee that tastes like coffee does NOT taste good.

aka airing out incredibly dirty laundry on the unsuspecting dashboard... 😅

blah blah don’t ask, deeply embroiled political animosity and war stuff, way too much context to spontaneously unload on one person blah blah blah.

let’s play nice and all. come on.

wow, it’s like a class reunion again!

love blooms on the battlefield etc etc

i hate to complicate things with my admittedly dazzling, multiuniversal presence, but it’s also just too fun to tease his highness over here.

yeah, we transitioned into peacetime and all got married... 🙄

also, i’m married, so i’m in polycules by name only... 😔

unfortunately, i am not dimitri’s claude. i’m a funny little onlooker from a different corner of the universe... a couple years in the future, give or take!

😊

hold on i have to find something.