"woke up dead"

#I’m bored too wanna hang out?

we literally got nothin else to do, so fuck, sure man

Hail Pizza Stan! Dark Lord of The ‘Za! Ruler of the 9-Stuffed Crusts of Hell!

I was about to quip about how all you’re thinking about is food but then I remembered who your boss is.

But still, really? Eating is all you can think of to do? I love a good hunt as much as the next monster but STILL. 

Going out???? Doing something????? Sounds fake as hell. What would you even do OUTSIDE?

But yeah maybe you’re onto something.

YEAH that’s done and over with, don’t worry about that.

I DUNNO I think you gotta prove that you’re a delight, our last hangout sure wasn’t too stellar. Except for the booze.

Oh good.

dude i couldnt give less of a shit i dont even account for human or even existent at all i dont even throw a shadow apocalyptics just are like that

hey im war nice to make your acquaintance rakireth

Originally posted by iavenjqasdf

Apocalyptics, huh? War?

Well, aren’t you important.