snails

Hi I’m a stereotypical lesbian and here are some things I’m looking forward to when I’m skinny:

➼ Doing that cool thing where I put one leg up while driving (in a subaru, obviously)

➼ Going camping and needing to cuddle my girlfriend for warmth when it gets cold overnight

➼ Being able to fit even more dogs and cats in bed with me

➼ Feeling like I’m just as beautiful as my girlfriend cuz girls are fucking gorgeous

➼ Looking SO cute with short hair

➼ Being able to share clothes with my girlfriend

➼ Getting a tattoo on ANY part of my body without worrying I’m too fat for it

➼ Bottoming without being self-conscious

➼ Looking hot in a sports bra

So I was super surprised to find out not many people know about these but these are super low calorie frozen meals!

They’re by heathly choice and they’re all under 400 calories. Most of them tend to stay under 300 tho! This parmesan chicken is 280 calories total and it was delicious!! I’m usually super picky about the frozen meals I eat with all the preservatives in them but the great thing about these is that they don’t have any preservatives!

My freezer is absolutely full of them and theres tons of different kinds. They even have vegitarian /vegan ones and power bowls for when you work out! And the best part?

They’re only $2.50!!

Yep! Even if you’re a broke college student you can still eat these! They’re way healthier than ramen and they fill you up faster. I typically fast throughout the day and then eat one of these and a little halotop ice cream and I’m full… And I’ve managed to stay under 500 cals!

 I still give in to my cravings

 I’m not scared of food yet

 I always binge over the weekend

I rarely ever fast successfully for 24 hours

on ‘good’ days I’m still eating around 700-800 calories, and I feel guilty for that

my BMI is healthy, but I’m still closer to being overweight than underweight

when I tell my boyfriend or my family that I lost another pound, they congratulate me 

when I purge after a meal, I never get everything up.

people at work still call me ‘thick’ jokingly

my thighs still touch, my arms aren’t thin and my ribcage doesn’t show