Bats In The Belfry

You can fuck right off. First, that kid wandered from an understaffed day home- meaning the parents were either too busy, working, or wanted a break from looking after their autistic son. So your r*tard kid in a moment of being unwanted by his parents leaves to his death, and the parents want to cash in on the wave of sympathy.

I should figure out how to spread this over 10 months, and have a super-professional Joker ready for next year’s Calgary Expo. Oooh, finally, no more living in grungy outfits, I can bring some class to my life.

Sweet! At long last, I’ve found a black tuxedo tailcoat! And cheaper than I first expected, too. I can finally bring the super-serious classic Joker to life. It took going to a bridal centre to finally find a black tailcoat, but at long last, I can do a beloved take on Joker.

I doubt I’ll come close to that 1800+ likes my Nicholson Joker got, and there is so many Joker cosplayers out there, he’s a character that’s done quite often, but rarely do I see him done well. My other dream costumes for Joker is to do an orange jumpsuit Arkham inmate costume, and the 2009 Arkham Asylum game costume.

Oooooh, I get to cosplay Joker again! I’ll have to make an appointment to dye my hair green 🫣

It’s probably a good thing. Most times I do it, I get paranoid, anxious, and with the sniffing, loud. Then it’s $120/gram, and that’s a substantial amount of money when you make less than $2000 a month. I was going to watch Casino, Robocop, and Robot Chicken with a pile of blow, but the universe has other plans. Honestly, it interferes with my breathing and sleep so I’m more glad a snow night didn’t happen than disappointed. Over the last 6 years, I’ve done it 5 times, so it’s rare that I indulge. I don’t have a problem, I pay my bills and rent and groceries.

“Henry is the only Superman, bro.”

“Yo bro those are the hot words bro.”

“Tug me bro.”

“Circlejerk bro.”

“Kryptocum bro”

“Super spunk bro”