incorrect haikyuu quotes

iwaizumi: that depends, how much money are we talking about?

oikawa: iwa!

kunimi: 57 cents

iwaizumi: i'll take the money

kageyama: fine

kageyama: 'unfuck you' or whatever

kuroo: yeah?

bokuto: then baby oil-

akaashi: if you were the last person on earth i wouldn't exist

daichi: they were made to be followed, nothing is made to be broken

tanaka: uh, piñatas

hinata: glow sticks

sugawara: karate boards

asahi: spaghetti when you have a small pot

nishinoya: rules

daichi: i can help you with it!

ushijima: yeah, sure

terushima: bold of you to assume i did the homework

oikawa: lol nope

bokuto: wait, we had homework?!?!?!

daichi: language!

oikawa: yeah watch your fucking language

ushijima: okay who taught oikawa the fuck word?

terushima: 'the fuck word'

bokuto: are you stupid? you guys use the f word all the time

oikawa: oh my god he censored it

terushima: say fuck, bokuto

kuroo: not if they consent to it

bokuto: depends who you are stabbing

kuroo: [screams louder to assert dominance]

akaashi: should we do something?

kuroo: hey

oikawa: hi

ushijima: hello

bokuto: hey!

daichi: i gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

daichi: heyo

sugawara: what you doing?

daichi: just studying

sugawara: is there an exam tomorrow?

daichi: yes, two actually lol

sugawara: damn i was about to go to sleep

kenma: i don't know

kuroo: but what do you want?

kenma: the new nintendo

kuroo: but i was talking abou-

daichi: you are a hazard to society