Genuinely Confused at all times.

nobody is coming to save you. get up

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

waiter! a bullet in the head for me please

Im good at being strange and ignored

People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something

My best friend of 29 years called me for the 1st time in like 13 years... she told me our close friend died in a plane crash. We have yet to speak on the phone since lol I dread the next phone call/death notice

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version