Smiles Inc.

Want to request or experience silly little creatures? Want sketches and random doodles?

Head on over to @vinylicceil !

A fella that much prefers the wilderness of the Smiles Inc (and similar) world!

Subject Name: Grant Foreman

Tests included;

• Experimental Body Modification Drugs

• Oobleck Variants

• Thought Nullification

• Pain Nullification [WARNING: BODY METABOLISM TOO FAST FOR LOW DOSAGES]

• Radiation Core [UNSTABLE]

-Notes-

We’ve managed to get a volunteer to test out a new drug we hear in the Science Division whipped up. It’s supposed to make the body ever so slightly malleable, We’re hoping to either use it as a Beauty Product for the Publicity Department to promote or something the Combat Team could use.

Our Volunteer's more than enthusiastic to help aid in our research. We've promised him that the big boss upstairs has assured his safety, what Smith doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

Hopefully this works. If we can’t Fix the boss’s friend, should this go south, he’ll do far worse than we’ve ever done to these poor sods.

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Put your hands together for the one, the only…

Smith Lee!

Our lovely owner and the face of our fancy little company, the man dedicated to the joy of humankind!

Such Fashion! Such Eye-Catching beauty! How dreamy!

A bod no human could possibly replicate! Those gangly limbs! Wowza!

Want to support a radically cool person?

Check out this link!

Be nice, support them, and remember to smile!

Are you in need of a little dash of joy?

A smidge of serotonin?

A hint of the giggles?

Look no further, for here at Smiles Inc. we have exactly what you need!

Just send your Laugh Ask in and we’ll get you a designated Ler, who’s top priority is making you laugh till your gasping for air! They’re gentle, they’re teasing, and most importantly — They’re Kind!

You want to stop laughing? Set a safe word so they’ll know when to stop, then they’ll pamper you until you pass out with joy!

Getting tickled not your forte? No worries, for those natural Lers out there, we’ve got a bunch of willing Lees just waiting to be tickled senseless! Sign up for the Laugh Ask program, and we’ll send you (once we’ve done a through background check) to a waiting Lee!

In the mean time, check out the lil fella linked below!!

Yours Truly!

Smith Lee

lazy lil doodle of a new OC

We here at Smiles Inc. believe that violence should never be the main answer towards things, and we certainly wouldn’t put failed experiments in an area where they can be used for Harm!

We strive to make you all Smile with nothing but positive reinforcement and activities!

Yours truly,

Smiles Inc. | Pharmaceuticals Branch

[Experiment 5L-0G]