ironfistlover002

A/N:

Starts off with a little plot building and then you get to see ya boyyy!!! (for like 2 seconds) I promise chapter 3 will come out a lot faster so we can get to more Guzma content!

Also doing a thing to make sure you know what island characters are on so things aren’t confusing.

H/C = whatever your hair color is!

Throw back to the last chapter: After arriving in Alola to study abroad, a Litten steals your meal and drags you into the forest. You run into some guy and the least you can say, it was an interesting interaction. Now you’re hungry and believe your Pokémon can benefit from trying Alola’s regional food as well.

Melemele Island:

You make your way to the nearest market district before letting out all your Pokémon. All of came out chirping with excitement. Gardevoir twirls, Lurantis dances, and Smeargle waves his tail around. “Hey you guys!” Making sure to give each of them a tender pat. “Lets go get you guys some food, yeah?”

The sweet scent of malasadas enter your nostrils. “Don’t those smell delicious?” You looked towards the lady at the stall with striking pink hair. “Could I get a dozen malasadas please?”

“A dozen malasadas coming right up.” She groaned while grabbing tongs.

“Your hair is stunning!” You always made sure when you thought something nice of someone, you make sure to say it.

“Ah! Thank you.” Her chest rising. “I know it’s really amazing and I’m just –”

“Sorry about that...” A man with a lame voice and a blue bob came up with your order. “She tends to do that.” She continues boasting about herself behind him. “That’ll be 2,400 Poke dollars.”

“Haha no worries. I love seeing people feel good about themselves.” Passing the money over in exchange for the box of malasadas.

Biting through the crispy exterior allowed a thick custard to coat your tongue in a warm sweetness. Smeargle was jumping for joy feeling the sweetness on his tastes buds as well. All that jumping caused his paint like fluid to splatter from his tail and splashing onto the box. You chuckled understanding his excitement but would appreciate if his bodily fluids didn’t cover your freshly made malasadas. “Hey buddy you need to –”

Before you could finish your sentence a shout came from a fruit stall near by. “Please don’t hurt me! Take whatever you need just don’t hurt us!” The voice was definitely an elderly woman. You can hear the weakness in her voice. She was standing behind a small frail Litten with an attitude.

“Salandit keep em cornered; Rapp, Zipp, get as much fruit as you can. Let’s make the boss proud.” Ordered the blue haired delinquent. His outfit looks eerily similar to Guzma’s... The skull chain really gave it away, though he didn’t wear a jacket like Guzma.

You couldn’t just stand there and let them take advantage of an elderly woman. “Gardevoir, use charm!” She sent a kiss Salandit’s way, lowering its attack.

“Hey what do you think you’re doing?” A delinquent with curly puffy hair pointed you out.

A delinquent with frayed white shorts, and pink hair butted in. “Awwh!!! A cutie wutie Gardi wardi!! Tupp I’ve gotta have it!!” She face the blue haired one. He must be Tupp.

“Alright, alright. You’ll have it in no time. Make sure you guys have everything secured. It’s time to teach this chick what she got herself into.” His partners in crime stuffed garbage bags with any fruits in their reach. “Salandit, use acid spray!” Salandit creates toxic droplets that flew at Gardevoir.

“Gardevoir, doge and use phybeam!” Placing her hands in a triangle, Gardevoir summons a purple ball of energy, sending it Salandit’s way.

“Salandit doge!” Only escaping by sheer luck, it did leave them confused. Perfect. “Damn it! Get up!”

“Use phybeam again!” After sending another beam again, Salandit was left with swirly eyes.

“What are you guys doing? Get her!” he brough Salandit back into it’s ball before letting the others have their shot at defeating you.

“Garbarodr lets go!”

“Zubats come on out!”

4 v 1? That seems a little unfair. “Smeargle, Lurantis, lets go!” Both jumped into battle ready for whatever was next.

“Aww a little Smeargy weergy!! Tupp I’ve got to have him too!!!”

“You can have him when you defeat them!”

“Use sludge bomb!” They both exclaimed as blue haired one Tupp was shoveling fruit into the trash bag.

Shit – they’re both heavily resistant to most of my moves. What do I do? I guess I just have to stick to the basics. “Gardevoir, Lurantis, use solar beam! Smeargle, use rock slide!”

A/N: (Did you know Smeargle can copy practically any move and will be permanently added to it’s move set? So cool! And great for letting the author pull shit out their ass too!)

Your Pokémon's attacks were enough to not only counter their sludge bomb, but also enough to knock out their Pokémon.

Yelps emerged from the delinquents as they their Pokémon returned to their balls. Then the one stealing the fruits was surprised by the Litten tearing up the garbage bag. Though bruising all the fruits inside, it assured the thieves weren’t able to run away with as much as planned.

“You guys weren’t even that cute!”

“We’ll get our pay back!”

“Yeah watch your back!”

They all jolted away, taking fist fulls of stolen fruits with them.

Before you could celebrate your victory just yet, you needed to see if anyone was hurt. “Hey ma’am. Are you ok?”

“Oh yes dear... Just a little frightened that’s all.” Her leathery yet warm hands sandwiched yours. “Thank you so much for stepping in.”

“No problem at all. I’ll try and help you clean everything up.”

“That’s very kind of you thank you so much.” the old lady’s smile beaming warmer than the Alolan sun. Or maybe it was just the Litten rubbing it’s head up against your leg...You helped her up and started cleaning up her stall. Even your Pokémon came into help.

To thank you, the kind lady offered a bag of free non-bruised fruit. You just couldn’t accept it, but she insisted. I mean you got what you came for. Food and treats!

Speaking of, you wondered why those fools were stealing fruits. Where they hungry? Can’t feel too bad now can you? After all they chose to rob a fruit stand ran by an old lady. Even then, you can’t help but wonder what kind of situation they’re in. Doesn’t excuse their bad actions but certainly explains it.

Ula’ Ula island:

The pitter patter of the rain eroded the rooves above, though not his raging hunger. Unlike other gangs, his was poor. Only scraping by from scraps and petty crime. Not much going on inside his head. His back up against a boney couch didn’t help either. He really just wanted to relax today and let his grunts take care of tonight's meal.

The door bursting open with grunts spilling out. Tripping on the uneven floor boards they dropped their fruits. A bruised fruit bumping into Guzma’s limp hand. He looked at the scattered fruits, when to the grunts. “What the hell are you doing?! And what is this?” Gripping the fruit almost enough to juice it with pure anger. “This isn’t enough to feed everyone and their Pokémon!”

“I’m sorry boss, this chick with a Gardevoir, Smeargle, and Lurantis spoiled our plans.” Tupp retorted. “Even while she was distracted this bratty Litten came and slashed our bags.”

“So we took what we could!” whimpered the pick haired one.

“With a Lurantis you say?”

“Yup.”

“Did this chick have H/C hair?”

“Uh yeah, how’d you know?”

“Tch, you don’t need to worry bout that. Next time I see her I’ll give her a piece of my mind.” The weight of his thoughts rested in the palm of his hand. Thinking of what he could do in retaliation. “Well then, we’ll track her down and steal her Pokémon.”

“Really?!? EEEE!! Can I get the Gardi and smeary??”

His groans. “Yeah yeah whatever we’ll get that sorted when we actually get her Pokémon.”

“Your the best big boss Guzma!!” unconsciously bringing him into a tight embrace.

His evil smile faltered. “Thank you, I know.” Even though he was this gloomy gang leader, he cared about his little numbskulls. But of course he still had his own boundaries. “Ok I’m already doing ya a favor by letting you have one of them when were done, no more hugs ok...”

“Oh! Sorry Guz...” her arms slowly loosened around him.

“Ay Rapp”

“Oh, yeah?”

“Tell Plumeria bout the plan. you three will help her track that chick down.”

“On it boss!” You could never see what's under their black bandanas, but it was really obvious she was stupidly smiling.

Stupid numbskulls...

A/N:

Kind of a short chapter this time around and not a lot of Guzma. Sorry!

Likes, reposts, and comments are always appreciated :3

A/N

Inspired by @matrixsclubhouse ‘s fic bc omfg was that a banger (yes it was)

I’m sorry I’m really bad at writing fan fics bc i lowky mischaracterize all the time and English isn’t my first language T.T so let me know how i can improve (nicely ofc<3) but anyways this is a personal project for funsies so yea :3 also sorry if the formatting is weird im using mobile ;-;

hope you enjoy!

New classes in a new place you were unfamiliar with wasn’t really your thing, but your parents bugged you to get out and study abroad. Maybe they just didn’t want you around for another 4 years. You couldn’t complain, having a nice little beach side, shack house for the next few years might be the thing you need. But just you and your Pokémon hanging out together for the entirety of being in Alola? You could use some human friends as well. You guess it won’t be too hard making friends here. Everyone seems really nice and welcoming. Especially the Pokémon; after getting off the plane you were welcomed by a stranger’s Rockruff. Quite the cheery little guys he was.

You were out walking around after your classes, warm sun beaming on your face. The clear blue sky was enough to cool you down until gentle sigh of the wind caressed you. It almost made you drowsy how perfect the weather was. You could just sleep on the grass for 1,000 years with how the weather was treating you. Then the sandwich in your hand felt a lot lighter. You realized it was a Litten who stole it!

“Kitty! That wasn’t very nice!” Litten jolted off into the bushes. Without a second thought you bolted into the foliage after Litten, and your sandwich. Your eyes made sure to lock onto them as they ran. You kept up a good pace until Litten took a sharp right turn.

Before you could even process the turn, your head crashed into... a tree? A tree that yelped like a little Rockruff, “Hey! Watch it girlie!” Feeling your bruise before focusing on what you just ran into. Some guy with messy white hair, black under cut, and looks about the same age as you.

“Sorry... I didn’t mean to.” You responded softly. “I was just chasing after that –” speak of the devil; rustling came from the direction Litten ran off into. First ears, then a cute fuzzy face emerged. “Litten.” Intended to not scare it off again (despite you fucking police chasing lil bro into the forest), you sat cross legged to make yourself seem small. “Come one little guy – Give me my sandwich...”

While you were trying to befriend Litten, the dude scoffed; his attention grabbed by a little Wimpod who tugged at his sock. “Hey little guy.” He picked up the little guy and patted him. Ignoring him, you made sure to not make any sudden movements and... Crap! Litten turned around and whipped their tail at you before they disappeared into the bushes.

“Shit.” You turn to the dude to see how he’s getting along with his Pokémon. “What are you doing out here?”

“Just out here with my Pokémon. Why does it matter to you?” He lifted the Wimpod away from you.

“Hey man, I’m not trying to start any trouble.”

He gave you an up and down. “Right... And you’re just here stupidly chasing after a Litten...”

“What else could cause me to bump into you like that?”

“Your stupidity.”

You shot him a bothered glare.

He shot one back.

The sassy man apocalypse has arrived – and you’re so here for it.

You flashed him a smile. “I’m Y/N. I like psychic type Pokémon.” Maybe he’ll warm up to that. After all you’re not trying to make enemies your first week in Alola.

“I’m Guzma. Everyone calls me Big Boss Man Guzma.”

“I’m assuming you like bug types?”

“I love them! They’re the best. They’re just so cool and –”

Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff... It’s so cute seeing people talk about their favorite Pokémon and stuff. The sparkle in their eyes is always a delight.

“I have a bug type Pokémon, you wanna see?”

“I mean I guess.”

You let out your Fomantis. She comes out doing her little dance.

Recoiling his head back in cringe. “Fomantis isn’t a bug type dumb ass. Just a pure grass type. It’s just a plant pretending to look like a bug to protect itself.”

A burning feeling rose up into your cheeks as he just schooled you about bug types. Fomantis is just frolicking about. “Aw man, I didn’t know that...”

“Clearly.” He scoffed, looking away. Fomantis caught his attention with her silly dance. He crouched and slightly stretched out his hand to give her a little pat. “Though not a bug type, its pretty cool.”

The temperature in you cheeks slightly lower seeing him alter his attention to Fomantis rather than you’re embarrassing mistake.

“Wanna see a real bug type?” A smirk tugging at his lips reaching for the poke ball in his jacket.

“Is Wimpod not one?”

“Yeah but like it’s evolution.”

“Yeah sure.”

Dramatically pulling out the poke ball from his jacket and releasing his Golisopod. Golisopod automatically taking a fighting stance, showing off it’s armored body and sharp claws.

“Yo sick!” exclaiming as you look at him while extending your arm to touch its armor. “May I?”

He cocks his head in surprise. Most people would be shitting their pants right now... Especially since I am The Guzma. Is this chick high? “I mean if you want. He might bite.”

You furrowed your brows at his attempt at scaring you, but you continued anyways. Making sure to make yourself known by the Pokémon before making any contact. Litten jumped out of your arms before you inspection. Its armor was as hard as a diamond, yet not as rough as you expected. “This guy is frickn sick!” Your eyes practically glow from how cool it is seeing a beast like Golisopod up close.

“Are you 10? Just say ‘this guy's is so fucking cool.'” mocking your voice in the process.

“10 times 2. Just starting collage around here.”

“Ah not from here?”

“I'm from the Honenn region. Came here to study abroad. Mostly because my parents wanted me too.”

“Ha! My parents wanted me out too.”

“Are you studying abroad too?”

“Me? Study?” piercing laugh rumbled from his chest; causing Litten to bolt away. “Nah none of that. Been here since day one. I just...” his gaze and demeanor lowered. He contemplated sharing more, but to a stranger? Bruh what the hell boy. “I’m just out here being me. If you have a problem, I’ll crush your skull.”

“Hey whoa, chill.” you hands rose in surrender. “Not trying to start anything. I swear.”

Attempting to threaten you with his glare and Golisopod was squashed as his stomach growled like a Pyroar. Sounds like he hadn't eaten all day. He felt the empty ache in his stomach and clutched it. “Gahh...”

You cocked your head, “Need something to eat? I can get you some-” You were cut off by his piercing retort.

“I don’t need shit from you!”

“Sorry dude I didn’t mean to offend you, just trying to offer to get you something.”

Clearing his throat he lowered his voice a bit, “Whatever.” He crossed his arms pouting the other way.

Trying your best to send over a genuine smile. Maybe then he’ll think twice about beating you up. “Well – it was nice meeting you, Guzma. See ya around?” Bro who the fuck says that to a rando who just lashed out at you?! Like your mother said, ‘You have interesting taste in men.’

“Tch, whatever. Golisopod, let’s go.” When he turned his back to you, you spotted some white symbol be crossed out with a thick red X. It looked pretty sick.

“Enjoy the rest of your day – and nice jacket!” You got left on heard.

Feeling uncomfortable with the roller-coaster of emotions, you shoved your hands into your familiar pockets as you departed. First sassy, chillish guy – then crazy weirdo.

You’re not ready to let one really, really... really weird encounter ruin your time in Alola. So you went to try some local cuisine. Maybe Gardevoir, Smeargle, and Lurantis would benefit from trying some new foods as well.

[End of chapter]

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