Almost is never enough

Well, sorry mate.

You should be, completely. Kidding man.

You were sane before I deplaned here?

Yes, totally.

Fun? You’re still off your rocker.

You're the one to blame for that.

You bloody cock… Fine.

You're fun. Y'know what I mean?

Why?

My legs get tired.

Carry you around?

Piggyback.

I can’t take you seriously when you say things like that, mate!

How rude! I'm awesome and you just have to accept that.

I’m a decent bloke, I think.

Truly, you are. Now you have to carry me around, please?

I don’t think that’s what I was saying. But I’m easy.

Are you saying all of this just to appease me? Or are you just that nice?

Me neither…I’ve met way too many people lately.

It's a big school, so it isn't strange at all.

Ah? Tell me more.

Charlie, I'm just going to suffocate you by sitting on your face.

It’s just a kiss mate. For some people that’s just how they say hello.

True, so what, that's going to be our hello?

Maybe…but burnt is just never very good. Anyways, I’m Sabrina…have we met?

I don't remember if we did.

I am.

But you'd let me...I'm confused.

You’re going to have make me, for that to happen.

I can do that, but that would include slamming against walls.

That’s understandable. I’m not much of a burnt food person myself, but who is really?

There must be someone who prefers that.

Said what?

That you were more of a bird person.