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(TW: Implied SA)

What if Harlequin finally snapped?

Think about it. Harlequin expresses his love to MC through sexual desires even when it makes them uncomfortable, yet when he's shown genuine romantic and loving affection he doesnt hate it, he's just... confused? (which doesn't make what he did right but I mean come on these are yandere clowns we're talking about)

Which makes me headcanon that something terrible must have happened to him in the past to make him believe that this is the only way he can love someone, a secret he was so ashamed and guilty of that it even escaped the Jester's watchful eyes, and yet to this day he still convinces himself that he must have somehow asked for it.

And he'd rather it stay that way. The others finding out would ruin the image of the manipulative, smooth talking, cunning Harlequin that everyone knew, or at least thought they knew.

But even more importantly, it would force him to consider the possibility that it wasn't his fault, even trying to do so would only plunge him into shameful guilt once again.

And if that dreaded day finally came when the others, when even MC found out what REALLY happened to him, their mixed gazes of shock, denial, pity, disgust and rage (towards the perpetrator not Harlequin) wouldn't suddenly heal him and make him better.

In fact, the "I'm the deceiving, strong Harlequin who can never be broken!" part would be replaced by fury and hatred, yet the portion of this directed towards his family could never even compare to what he felt towards himself.

But he would never tell them that.

He would finally let it all out, ignoring the fact that for the first time since the Columbina incident, hot tears were streaming down his face.

"YOU THINK JUST STANDING THERE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT WILL FIX ANYTHING!? You think that your PITY can magically fix the past?"

"You think you can just push me to the side as the weirdo all of my life, and NOW you finally realise you fucked up and try to 'save' me?"

"Well, in case you haven't been keeping up with the news lately, IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE. Someone like ME just CAN'T. BE. SAVED!"

And when he comes back to, when the gravity of how much he's snapped, how much he's strayed from the persona assigned to him, only then would his voice soften.

"Just... forget this ever happened... Brush it under the rug, because that's how you deal with every burden anyways."

He wouldn't look back. He wouldn't be able to look at the faces that he crumpled any longer.

"Pathetic. So damn pathetic."

For the first time, he would acknowledge that this word isn't directed to his usual targets: Jester's overbearing control, Ticket Taker's micromanaging every detail, Doctor's weird 'treatments,' not even Pierrot managing to take away everything that he had ever set his eyes on.

And MC... he didn't want to think even for a millisecond what they would think of his disgusting show of emotion. They probably resented him for all he had done anyway.

He wouldn't even be able to blame them.

Because the true 'pathetic' one had been him all along.

It was all his fault.

i was like nah yumeshipping isn't for me until this mf came along

(I AM NON SHARING, VOIDSHARING)

In my OC universe almost all of the canon romantic relationships are queer BUT almost all the boy-girl relationships are platonic

MAGA people crying about "children need a mother and a father!!" and then ignoring the tens and thousands of children in Gaza who HAD mothers and fathers that are being taken away from them is peak hypocrisy

Yes indeed and I'm afraid that happens to me quite often due to constantly switching between fandoms and saying I'll do stuff then magically forgetting /nav

Pick one of these ships no context :DD

I still love silly gay Cookies but now I've brought a NEW hyperfixation...

✨️DANDYS WORLD ✨️

Now tell me which pair of gays I should write soul crushing angst about.

Hey, fellow Cookie Runners! I wanted to host one of those anonymous hear me out forms, but I had an idea to make it more fun!

(This is inspired by that one potluck court room lady on TT/Insta—if you know, you know)

When someone makes a submission, I evaluate it and based on different factors (e.g. if it's good, shocking, underrated, down bad, etc), the submitter presenting their case might be free to go, rewarded, or even 'punished'

(Just to be clear everything is a joke,—no, nobody is actually being sent to the rubber room)

If the jury thinks the verdict was unfair, you can weigh in and I might reverse the decision!

There are even multiple categories, so that there's something for everyone:

Hear Me Out: Character Edition—a character that you simp for that you want to defend

Cupid's Crisis: Ships, Rarepairs, Oh My!—this category is for you if you want to present a ship (LGBTQ and poly friendly!) that you think deserves the spotlight more often...

Miscellaneous/Other: If you're not the simp or the romantic kind, you can submit any other takes here, whether they're headcanons, hot takes about the fandom or the games, etc!

18+ ONLY: For Hear Me Out and Cupid's Crisis there are also After Dark versions if you want to submit an extra spicy rant... (Please read the extra After Dark rules before submitting!)

I know hear me outs are kind of spicy in general, this is for any rant that is outright NSFW in nature.

Before you submit, please read the rules below!

-This is CRK focused, but characters from any Cookie Run game are OK!

-We don't support AI in this household, please don't submit anything involving AI, even as a joke.

-Try to read previous submissions before submitting yours, so you don't accidentally submit a ship/hear me out character that someone already submitted!

-You don't have to be anonymous! If you want to be tagged if I do your submission, feel free to include your username! If you wish to remain anonymous, you don't have to mention your username! ^^

-I will try to do one submission per category per day (more if I feel like it).

-This is all in good fun, please don't harass others!

-You may include Cookie Run OCs if you wish, but please provide a link, character description, or image—just anything about them so I'm not going off of nothing.

-Submissions involving child characters are strictly not allowed, including child characters that are immortal. (If the character is stated to be an adult in canon but just has a childlike appearance that's fine but you are on THIN ice.)

-Ship submissions for characters who are canonically related are also not allowed (this does not apply for characters that are only considered to be 'sibling-coded' or 'parent-coded' by the fandom)

-Also, please do not submit anything involving characters that do not pass the Harkness test, and would not be able to adequately communicate consent (this also means no simping for Silent Salt's horse, you freakaleaks)

After Dark Rules (18+):

-After Dark posts will contain warnings and be appropriately tagged to prevent minors from interacting.

-If you are making an After Dark submission, you MUST include your username in your submission, so that I can view your profile to make sure you're 18+ (in this case, you may include an extra note if you want your username to be censored)

-No kinkshaming here—as long as the characters are adults and not related, anything goes since this is only fiction.

Without further ado, here's the link to the form!

so if y'all are still alive reblog this with the ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST scene you've ever seen in a BL... I'm not talking about "Oh haha he fell down!!," I want downright insane