we've all heard of bloodymary. Beautiful. Wonderful.
BUT what if Simon surfaced the blood ocean only to see. Mouthwashing ship crash site. Right? Cuz THINK ABOUT IT!! The crash site is in an ocean, and it's very clearly red water outside (idc if you think it's just the sky reflection shush I'm theorizing)
So imagine u just survived the most horrific thing ever and you're covered in human blood and hallucinating. And when u surface u can swear on ur markatitties that this is the COI coming to finally, finally get you. Only for climb on and find a way in, just to find some creep, a pregnant woman, a little boy and what seems to be his father figure (he's not jealous what), and a mass of flesh that you can tell was ONCE a human but is definitely in excruciating pain now
Like bitch wtf is this?? This is NAWT the coi or an Eden ship














