yeezus taught me

I was like twelve. I swear, if you tell anyone I’m going to burn all your Britney Spears CDs.

but what will we jam to when we go for late night starbucks runs?!

Although I don’t mind the kinky shit in Fifty Shades, I do wish people read Shakespeare more because making clever sexual puns would be so much more socially acceptable.

nathan. don't tell me you stooped low enough to actually read it?  

Mmm, I think I’ll choose biology.

guess that's better than what i was doing 

Either way, Shakespeare is horrible.

uh, come again?

You have to let go of those High School Musical fantasies. I remember when you used to write Zac Efron fanfiction. Those were dark times.

that didn't stop you from reading all of them

Then all my love is for you.

i'm gonna start singing, i don't care what you say--saw you there and i thought oh my god look at that face--dance with me!--you look like my next mistake

Well, you see…

vanilla chai latte, extra espresso shot, hold the froth--largest size possible! i want to stay up tonight. 

Same goes for you, but hopefully no one will miss you.

it's okay, i'll have rhonda with me, i'm good. 

Play time is over. Biology homework awaits me. 

biology homework can wait for one night

Bruh, what the fuck. You disgust me.

shut up i know you love me. c'mon i'll take you to lunch--i came into possession of fifty dollars last week that i'm dying to use. 

Nattie, get a boyfriend so you can bother him and not me.

unless troy bolten becomes a non-fictional character it looks like you're stuck with me 

Nat — no.

but -- telena -- 

It can be fifty years and I’d still never let you on.

if she goes missing one day, it's not my fault 

Well, since it’s you. I guess I’ll make a exception.

love you too liv. you know how i like my coffee right?