Sloth loves cupcakes

The Cars universe is so fucked up if you give it more than twenty seconds of thought

Sweet as sugar Cold as ice Hurt me once I’ll break you twice

ICE CREAM Makes you gain weight.

"noot noot" "noot noot!!!" "…no…"

Gettin all the bitches as usual.

When I first got my bunny I would shake his cage whenever I would see him do this. I thought he was dying or sick. I wasn’t aware that this was how they lay down.

At work I'm all^

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

“you think youre pretty hot stuff dont you?” i sneer at the forest fire. it gets self conscious and starts crying and its own tears put it out. one more forest saved

I hate all time low and I find no one attractive in the band. Nothing Personal

This is so awesome

HahahahHHAHHHAHhaHaHh 

I lost my love to the complex inside me, I was do mean, to the girl who loved me unconditionally.

I lost my soul, I'm made of stone.