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the amount of hours dedicated to self care makes it quite hard for people to keep hobbies of any kind realistically. or am i just lazy

being christian means you can totally get why people end up joining cults

how do people sit there and romanticise their sadness/depression. genuinely how. its the most boring state of being. its painful in the most boring way. nothing new comes from my mental declines, no crazy realisations about the truth of life. it makes me lazy and self absorbed and dull to be around. life is so full of wonders and i feel like i can’t experience any of it. depression is like being a fuckass slug bro.

so much problems regarding misogyny would genuinely be fixed if cis men had to give birth as well

realising melbourne is probably the best it gets

three years doing the degree only to find out i’d fucking hate doing this shit as a job.

how tf do you use microsoft word and why on earth would you use it over google docs

my dream job would be when we've accomplished intergalactic space travel and send humans out to test the quality of living on habitable planets outside of our solar system and they send solitary explorers and have them live out their whole life just doing whatever by themselves and my job would just be to document how i'm feeling and what i ate that day or what i did and i would be the only person and no one would perceive me and there's no such thing as social norms yet and there's no expectation or plan so i can just waste away doing jackshit without guilt and write and practice cartwheels and goon and climb trees and then die in the same spot i always lived in. but actually i'm like here instead and like bees have microplastics in them now or whatever the fuck

google needs to stop telling me to be empathetic to myself and needs to start telling me how to diy a lobotomy

mercury in retrograde is the universe PMSing

researching how to kindly tell a friend that thing shes ranting to me about genuinely sucks ball

the abel and cain complex is so real because why am i getting the urge to decapitate her cuz she told me to do my laundry

the most annoying thing about having to admit ur christian to an atheist is when they immediately start explaining to you after why they’re atheist like 😭😭 im sorry i really dont careeeee 😭

COMING BACK FROM WORK ON A HOT DAY AND THEN CHANGING OUT OF GROSS UNIFORM AND BURYING YOURSELF INTO YOUR NICE COOL BED LIKE ITS SAND AND UR A CRAB AND YOUR HEAD HITS THE PILLOW AND ITS SO NICE AND COOL AND YOUR MUSCLES HURT BUT ITS OK BECAUSE UR IN BED NOW >>>>>

i find it funny when everyone is like “[their country] RAHHHHHH” during olympics like yes!! be proud! brazil rahhhhh philippines rahhhhhh indonesia rahhhhhhh etc etc. but then when an american does it, its so corny