Sterling

WAYNE COYNE + COLONEL MEOW = WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

Why didn't anyone tell me that pelicans are the WORST animals in the world???!?!?

It's rare that I feel anything close to pity for pigeons but this just isn't right. 

This in on my playlist: Songs I sing in the shower when I know my roommates aren't in. 

Which is also called: Songs I try to sing all the vocal parts to.

Not to be confused with the playlist: Songs I pretend I wrote. 

Live or not, Beyonce is still perfect. 

Probably more so live. 

I wouldn't know. 

Shut up. Shut up!

shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup. 

The line that got me: "Ellis was skeptical, afraid of the melodrama Lohan would bring to the project."

“Strange as it may seem, there is nothing in which a young and beautiful female appears to more advantage than in the art of smoking.” 

I think they misspelled perverts. 

Glad Ripert is getting the attention he deserves. 

Drowning in feeeeeeeeeeeelings!