i want my own fandom

this blog is honestly mostly me making pointless text posts about nothing when i'm bored.

i am bored so i'm coming on this blog what even is this thing i don't understand. what am i doing with my life

you know what? there's no reason to get angry or upset over anything because you know what? you control your own emotions. if you're being an awesome knife trying to cut something up but it won't let you, just move on because you're an awesome shiny knife and nothing else really matters. so you just forget about it and be a happy little knife in your own happy little knife drawer. :)

I DON'T CARE IF YOU FEEL LIKE THE WORLD IS CHOPPING YOU UP AND LEAVING YOU BEHIND, YOU ARE MAGKNIFEICENT. BECAUSE LIFE IS LIKE A BIG ANIMAL, IT MIGHT TRY TO RIP YOU UP AND YOU MIGHT FEEL USELESS, BUT REALLY THE JOKES ON IT, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO AWESOME AND SHARP THAT IT GETS RIPPED UP INSTEAD. AND WHEN YOU SIT DOWN AT THE KITCHEN TABLE TO EAT IT'S GUTS YOU'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK A JOB WELL DONE. SO YOU GO. YOU SLAUGHTER THIS LIFE YOU'VE GOT.

you wouldn't think it would be that hard to come up with knife based motivation buT IT IS OH MY GOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA

aksdljfwoieurkl i haven't been around i'm sorryyyyy i've been super busy this past week and might be for a little bit longer DDD: *cries in a hole*

also, yay, this blog is back! we dropped off for a bit :( but now we're back in action :DDDDD

i quite like the idea of this becoming a knife-based motivation blog???

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE THE SPOOKY SPOON ANON HAS GONE THIS MAKES ME SAD

I STARTED TRACKING THE KNIFE TAG EARLIER BUT YEAH MAYBE NOT I JUST SAW A GIF OF SOMEONE PULLING OUT SOMEONE'S EYEBALL WITH A KNIFE NO THAT IS NOT THE PROPER WAY TO USE A KNIFE BYE BYE KNIFE TAG