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one-in-lemillion

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

1dietcokeinacan

Omg at the very end I’m SCREECHING

#fave

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creatingblackcharacters

Reason number 86512 why Black people have to be killed off in horror movies because we would not be doing that shit otherwise:

Tell me why it looks like Silent Hill on my way to work right now. Dark, foggy, terrifying. So I'm driving through this path with no light, and far in front of me suddenly appears what looks like a combination of Siren Head and Slenderman, with a long, Eldritch branched black body and a shining white head, with an aura of light around it.

I took my foot off the gas.

I was terrified.

Turns out it was just a tree with a stadium light behind it. But for a moment there I was going to hit the hardest u-turn of my life. I gotta stop playing these games fr.

creatingblackcharacters

In that moment, I completely understood why our ancestors came up with cryptids and shit. I mean it legitimately looked like a long, thin body with these strange arms, and a bright ball of light at the top. Some ol "be not afraid" shit nahhhh the angels woulda had to say that to me. I get it now.

foone

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

dragon-in-a-fez

3. do anything you can to help others cheat, especially the young people targeted by these rules.

venerable-thief

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

somethingusefulfromflorida

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

quinnception

kosmogrl

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dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

autistic-reptile

sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this

dragon-in-a-fez

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

catasters

idratherhavefreedom

ur-daily-inspiration

identifyingbirdsinposts

Purple Starling

xylophonicsynapse

todaysbird

Purple Staring

#bird

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antarcticconfessions-deactivate

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

asteroidtroglodyte

The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! I’m gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit they’re dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.

The Humans: Penguin! No way! I’m gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit it’s flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.

givemeafuckingjoint

where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?

redmegarex

@joy-and-whimsy-official

joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Who am I to deny a penguin some joy and whimsy 🐧

sword-wielding-sapphic

first rule of fandom is everything goes back to destiel

second rule of fandom is everything goes back to kirk/spock

third rule of fandom is everything goes back to holmes & watson

fourth rule of fandom is everything goes back to achilles & patroclus

sword-wielding-sapphic

the funny thing is. I originally typed out "fifth rule of fandom is everything goes back to gilgamesh & enkidu" but then I thought 'no, I can't trust that people will be familiar with the epic of gilgamesh'

I should have known. nerd ass website.

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

movementnudge

Movement nudge, for hands and wrists!

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livlina-angel

posting this with every artist tag i can think of, even if you dont do crochet, PLEASE TAKE RESTS FOR YOUR HANDS!!! no matter what medium artist you are, take care of your articulations

pankendev

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

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squeakitties

art prompt: draw a creature/animal that fits the name Scrimpering Whimperlet

this thing

I love himb.

Another

...oh dear...

@creatures-in-posts

tinyyellowflowers-blog

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

sun-ni-day

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

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