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if i look back, i am lost
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"how do you know your friends don't secretly hate you/find you annoying" baby i've said things in discord servers that would make any other human being get a restraining order and move countries to never encounter my presence on this earth again, and they haven't even blocked me
if my friends hated my guts they simply would not keysmash in response to some of the worst sentences ever put together by the human mind
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when a character is empty-handed & surrounded by weapons pointed at them but they're calm and maybe even smiling, and the attackers are the ones who look afraid??? very sexy i think
anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy
My heart..
This reminds me of this post;
Forgive me guys as I do not remember where the screenshot is from, but I have it here and I wanted to share with you.
I have had guy friends cry because I enthusiastically asked to do their hair in plaits. I have shave my head out of hair frustration a lot but I loved braiding my own hair. like, crown braid casually during a test instead of a ponytail when I needed my hair off my face type speed braiding. and I have a lot of guy friends with that long flowy Viking hair. gal friends love me doing their hair, paid me to do it for prom and shit, so I started asking my male friends to plait their hair like a viking. I stg, some have cried. some freeze like a internet explorer tab.
and this is a thing we just DID at sleepovers to each other as girls! I am used to this level of “let me get uncomfortably close and bond with you” monkey type grooming. it breaks my heart when I compliment a man or offer a sincere “that’s fucked bruh” bear hug and they hesitate or seem to look for a trick. y'all be touch starved and get shit when you try and seek it from anyone in a non sexual context, how is this not a set up for unhealthy thoughts about self worth?
“The Fairy Angel Who Stole Your Chair In 1998 And Won’t Give It Back” (2021)
The lore of this painting: Saw a fairy ring in my mother-in-law’s backyard while I was dogsitting and after a lifetime of warnings to never step into a fairy ring lest it upsets the fae, I dragged her favorite chair to the middle of it and, AS A JOKE, sat on it. After several minutes of not getting carried away to Fairyland, I got bored and went in to make dinner, leaving the chair there overnight. Didn’t think much of it. The dog barked at its direction but he barks at his own shadow. Thought I’ll just drag it back to the porch before my mother-in-law comes home.
Chair and fairy ring were gone next morning. I looked everywhere. She was pissed. Said something about it being a family relic and the only traces of it left were 4 idents in the grass.
22 years later, I went hiking alone into the woods, as someone my age does, and heard strange twinkling sounds, like wind-chimes.
Then silence.
Then I heard something much more intimately familiar: season 19 of Pawn Stars. I started frantically pulling apart brambles with my bare hands trying to see where such a thing could be coming from this deep into the woods and finally stumbled upon this glowing half-angel half-fairy thing sitting on my mother-in-law’s chair. It had coated it with about 1.5 inches of moss making a perfect chair cushion for it to watch hours and hours of trash TV on its little Macbook Pro. At first I thought it was a plastic toy, but it had little speakers and everything. I didn’t know they made those. I wondered how it could even use it because that thing didn’t have arms. Maybe the birds helped it. Maybe, at this point, it should just keep the chair.
Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.
its 4am and I have no control over what i draw
A medieval nun would love this post
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Fool that you are, you forget that you too are mortal. The elephant dies as surely as the ant, but one exists on a scale beyond the other’s comprehension. The ant can bite and sting for days, yet its greatest victory can only be to be noticed, and in being so, crushed beneath the magnitude of its foe’s attention. Do you dare draw their gaze and risk that fate?
Add this one to this list of raw ass lines, lads
I'm attracted to fat men and hairy men because I have good taste and they're gorgeous. No ulterior motives. Stop being weird about it.
nothing wrong with being easy to please! give all the books you read five stars. watch that movie again after people tell you that it wasn’t that great. play that band’s new album on repeat, even though it’s not supposed to be as good as their old stuff. refuse to say anything critical about something you thought was cool. be bold in telling grumpy people “actually i liked it a lot!”
Physically I'm in my bed. But emotionally? I'm rattling a box of treats and jingling one of those feather stick things walking down the street of Dons hometown trying to snag me a MAN like pspspspspspsps here fiendy fiendy fiendy fiends
I hope you’re strong enough to withstand getting tackled by a big bitch of a man with biceps so massive they could crush a human skull, Don is absolutely not an outlier in terms of how big fiends can get
GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE
omfg that is just too adorable
This will always be one of my favorite comics ever. It gives me warm fuzzies~
This is the most perfect.
This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time :)
Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it
ITS TIME
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i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters
And whata fucking bout it? Who gives a fuck? Does it hurt you, does it break into your home and steal your meemaw’s ashes? Does it spit on your holy symbol? No? Then shut the fuck up
Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.
Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.
Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.
Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.
Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.
Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.
#this makes me curiously sad #the idea of flowers covering the undead #that symbol of human love is what makes them docile
me to zombies:
Thank you all for the responses!!!! I got a few more notes to share from folks asking me about this setting :D
It’s incredibly risky to attack zombies. The scent of the attacker’s aggressive intent coupled with spilled pungent rotten blood drives other zombies into a frenzy.
Zombies given funeral rites grow flowers within their bodies, eventually bursting from their chest and head area. These zombies are naturally gentle and their presence tames other zombies in the vicinity. Due to their helpfulness, it’s taboo to harm “blooming” undead:
Sweaty summers are the worst and everyone hopes they have enough dried flowers to last the winter.
It’s a colourful apocalypse! An overabundance of flowers in the world leads to plenty of dyes and busy little honey bees!! Scented candles are a thriving export.
Survivors who help spread flowers, look after “blooming” undead, cull the hordes, and herd zombies away from safe areas are affectionately called Florists.
Regular weapons such as guns and knives are still used but everyone prefers perfumed water guns, spray bottles, and incense.
Zombies are so overwhelmed by the pleasant scent of rain that entire hordes cease movement until it’s gone.
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ALIEN (1979) dir. Ridley Scott ↳ letterboxd reviews (insp)
I think we need to start making movies shittier again. Lots of stop-motion monsters, buckets of neon red blood, cheap ass costumes, everyone has their tits out, every night scene has fifty fog machines going, you get what I mean. Everything needs to look like it has a budget of twenty bucks.
Fruit Demons: Set 1
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@villainsandvictimsalliance
everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies
I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.
We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.
this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.
New favorite cryptid: locals
