Oh, to find a Robotnik to my Stone, or a Stone to my Robotnik
To be completely devoted to an evil sarcastic mastermind, make them little things that they love, and follow them to the ends of the earth, no thoughts needed. Just there to admire and dote on your villain. To wake up and know your purpose is this person, and that's all you need to get out of bed.
Or to be a Genius, and having someone who is completely at your mercy and enjoys it, knowing that they'll be there to bow to your every whim. That your henchman looks to you in unconditional adoration for no legitimate reason other than because you're perfect in their eyes.











