diet coke appreciation blog

"how would YOU fix the medical system then 😡" im 17 years old

like i dont need to be a carpenter to see that your ikea chair that impales everyone that sits on it and then shatters was put together wrong but that doesnt mean i know how to fix it

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

And sometimes your brain just goes “fuck it, light cue two go” and you scramble up to do the thing right this second Or Else you face the wrath of the stage manager

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

who is going to play all the hollywood monster men everyone wants to fuck when doug jones finally returns to his people

[ID: screenshot of @actordougjones liking the post, below is a picture of a sad man holding a beer in despair. /End ID]

minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room

Kidz Bop Azealia Banks "I guess that lunch getting eaten"

licherally cannot explain to adults these days that im actually so cool with the idea of being "just an employee" somewhere as long as i am paid enough to live comfortably and i also like the job. "but dont you want to be rich?? dont you want to always be striving for more???" like that sounds EXHAUSTING and i like having friends so

i will admit i have looked upon men with a lustful gaze in my time