supernatural; starter sentences.
“Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?”
“I like him, he says okie dokie.”
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.”
“Ugh, the thought of him driving my car.”
“Wait, there’s no such thing as unicorns?”
“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
“We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous.”
“I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it!”
“They’re supposed to make you miserable! That’s why they’re family!”
“You’re a great big bag of dicks.”
“I found a liquor store and I drank it.”
“Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?”
“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
“Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.”
“You put your foot on my coffee table, I’m gonna whack you with a spoon.”
“Who do you think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt or you?”
“You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!”
“Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year’s, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.”
“Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.”
“I had a crappy guidance counselor.”
“Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we’re gay?”
“They made me slow dance.”
“I’m gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I’ve ever said.”
“You fudgin’ touch me again, I’ll fudgin’ kill ya!”
“These tacos taste funny to you?”
“What visage are you in now? Holy tax accountant?”
“Hey, see if they’ve got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.”
“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”
“I’d like to think it’s because of my perky nipples.”
“Oh, I’m not carrying that. It could go off. I’ll man the flashlight.”
“Dude, you’re confusing reality with porn again.”
“On Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.”
“Oh yeah, life as an angel condom. That’s real fun. I think I’ll pass, thanks.”
“There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.”
“For fans, they sure do complain a lot.”
“The whistle makes me their god.”
“Details are everything. You don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.”
“Brains trumps legs, apparently.”
“I would love to have the sex with you.”
“This isn’t funny, _____. The voice says I’m almost out of minutes!”
“I don’t understand that reference.”
“Today, you’re my little bitch.”
“Four score and seven years ago … I had a funny hat.”
